Three men die and go to heaven.
When they get there they are stopped by St. Peter, who then says, "Sorry, heaven's crowding up, so you need to answer a question correctly, or else you can't get in."
He looks at the first one, and asks her: "What was the name of the famous ocean-liner that sank after hitting an iceberg?" "Oh, that's easy," she replied, "the Titanic." So St. Peter let her into heaven.
Next he turned to the second one. "How many people died on that ship?" St. Peter asked. "Oooh, that's tough, but I saw the movie, and it was 1, 500." St. Peter stepped away and he walked into heaven.
Finally, St. Peter turned to the last one. He simply said to him: "Name them."
2007-08-23 20:47:21 · 6 answers · asked by all are best answers 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
sorry jazjam!!! typed it wrongly!!!
2007-08-23 21:13:40 · update #1
lmaoooooo mate this the new one i have heared thnx.
well i am sure the third would have said holly shmolly waht do think i am smart like the other two. lmaoooo
mate 10/10 for the joke
2007-08-23 20:53:53 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
You forgot a major part of the joke,
First one is a pastor,
Second one is a teacher,
AND THE THIRD ONE IS A LAWYER.
2007-08-24 04:02:37 · answer #2 · answered by VanFiyai 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i guess heaven really IS a miraculous place, because you said three men die, but when the 1st one talked to st. peter, he became a woman!!!! lol!!! good joke, really!!! :)
ps- were they chinese, japanese & a hillbilly???? :)
2007-08-23 21:08:08 · answer #3 · answered by jazjam♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny!!!!
being first in line definately has its benefits!!!!!!!
i''d rather go to hell than name them........on second thoughts, maybe not!!!!!!!!
2007-08-23 20:59:00 · answer #4 · answered by maniac 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
nice
2007-08-23 20:55:40 · answer #5 · answered by Mr. Brownstone 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny!!!
2007-08-24 00:19:32 · answer #6 · answered by just me 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋