an email got yesterday..do you get......What happens if you get scared half to death, twice?

Question

Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

A day without sunshine is like night.

On the other hand, you have different fingers.



42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.

99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.

Remember, half the people you know are below average.

He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the

cheese in the trap.



Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.

If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.

All those who believe in psycho-kinesis. Raise my hand.

OK, so what's the speed of dark?

When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.

How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines

Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?

Inside every older person is a younger person wondering, "What the hell happened?"

Just remember -- if the world didn't suck, we would all fall off.


Life isn't like a box of chocolates. It's more like a jar of jalapenos. What you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow

Answer 1

Hehehehehe...... talking about psychokinesis......and raising your hand...... A chinese lecturer was taking a class one day, when all of a sudden the lights go off.... as is natural in such circumstances there was a murmur which slowly picked up momentum and became almost a roar. The hassled lecturer then asked for silence in the classroom, and asked everyone present to raise their hands.... They did so, and bingo! the lights come back on again!!! Surprised some of the students asked him what was the secret behind their raising their hands and the lights coming back on; to which he replied, Old Chinese saying................. Many hands make light work!!!!!

Answer 2

technically, on the grounds that after the 1st time they're already a million/2 lifeless, the 2d a million/2 could fairly be 1 / 4 of the preliminary aliveness. so as that they could be 3 quarters lifeless after the 2d time being scared a million/2 to loss of existence. it is an exponential decay element.

Answer 3

brilliant. thank you - I have 10 minutes left of work and that totally made it excellent.

here's a joke for you (I hope you are not an Indian (from India))
my little boy told me it.

How do you blow up an Indian? You press the red button (he then pressed his forehead - where the Indian women wear that red dot) - sigh, I guess it's kind of a visual joke - I'll go home now.

Answer 4

Try puttin this on a Tee shirt you might be the next Bill Gates


CHEERS!!!

Answer 5

haha they are good conan

Answer 6

true alright

Answer 7

hahahahaha!! =] lmao

Answer 8

lmao!!!!!!! great!!!!!! keep 'em coming!!!!!!! :)

Answer 9

you die.