The first time my daughther saw me change my son's diaper she asked me why his bladder is on the outside. i said it's not his bladder it's the sac that holds his seed that when he grows up will go into the mommies egg and make a baby. It just confused her and Now she calls it his egg sac. It was super embarrassing one day when she told another kid "my brother has an egg sac" LOL like he's a spider or something. What funny or embarrasing things have your kids done or said?
2007-08-23 17:46:00 · 25 answers · asked by . 4 in Pregnancy & Parenting ➔ Grade-Schooler
Once in front of some very fault finding family members my daughter asked "is daddy gonna spend the night at our house tonight?" Everyone stared wondering what's going on. My husband is an over the road trucker and has to sleep in his truck Mon-Fri. I was so embarrased. I said hunny daddy lives at our house, and she said no he doesn't. I just casually picked her up and left. LOL
2007-08-23 17:59:26 · update #1
My 22 month old son says daddy and paw paw hurt. Mommy kiss it. Because when they kiss him their wiskers poke his face.
2007-08-23 18:01:07 · update #2
My nephew was 4 at the time when we were at a hotel on vacation. We asked him if he was having fun and he said well it aint the ritz!
2007-08-23 18:03:01 · update #3
When my son was about 3, I took him to the health department with me to get my depo shot. The nurses there always ask if you would like to take home a bag of condoms. My son looked right at her and said "no, we don't need any" I though she was gonna fall off her chair!
2007-08-24 02:41:30 · answer #1 · answered by j231977 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
My son enjoyed announcing in the supermarket that he has a penis is his loudest toddler voice, and he would follow it up with and you don't. (We only explained that boys and girls are different and boys have penis', girls don't we didn't explain any further but I can imagine what people thought.)
I can relate to your story about daddy staying at our house, because my husband works nights and often falls asleep on the couch. My son likes to tell people that daddy sleeps on the couch and that is his bed, which is embarrassing!! I just explain that he works nights, but I'm sure my face is red!
Then there is the singing "shake shake shake your moneymaker" very loudly in line at the supermarket. He is 6 now and it isn't getting any easier, there is no volume control he just says things as loud as he can.
The other day some telemarketing survey called, I told them I wasn't interested. When my son asked who it was I said someone trying to sell us something.
He said "when I grow up and have a son and someone calls me and wants to sell me a box of matchbox cars, I will buy them because my son might like them". He is really funny!
2007-08-24 17:12:51 · answer #2 · answered by Reba 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Kids DO say the darndest things!!!!
My dad always tells my children that they can not have coffee because it puts hair on their chest. One day when we were in the grcery store, my 5 year old said he wanted some coffee beans. A store employee passing by said, "Yuck...you do not want a coffe bean". My son, without skipping a beat said"Yes I do..I want hair on my chest like grandpa".
I have raised my children knowing the appropriate names of their body parts. When my oldest was 3, we had the whole family (all 30 members) over for dinner. My mom asked him what fun things he had done that day. He said, "Well I had a bath and my scrotum floats....did you know my scrotum floats?" And yes, EVERYONE heard!!
I have DOZENS more!!!!
Kerri
mom to Tyler 8, Jacob 5, Emma 3 and Kameron 8 months
2007-08-23 19:30:11 · answer #3 · answered by Kerri P 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
My kids are 8 and in Cubs. Last weekend the had a badge day. My daughter asked where it was. I told her Cathies Lane. My son said "but what I want to know is how do all the cubs know where Cathy lives?(our friend) When I stopped laughing I explained it was a street
2007-08-23 21:03:32 · answer #4 · answered by Rachel 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Oh my god where do you start?? I will tell you one that just happened yesterday. I was out shopping with my 5 year old son and there was a very freckly lady in front of us. My son yell sout pointing look mum we could do join the dots!!! I was sooo embarrassed.
Oh and another one that happened just a couple of days ago. A man walked past us with a mow-hawk. Look mum I wonder who cut that mans hair. We shouldn't go there.
What do you say to things like this. We are thinking them, kids just have the guts to say them...
They are the funniest of all things!!!!! Defiantly smiling moments with children
2007-08-23 19:17:26 · answer #5 · answered by Iamme 4 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Hi Momo, I had my grandson out shopping and we when into Walmart and was looking at some cars for my grandson and he said. Grandma did you hear that? I said, hear what?
He laugh and said, Grandpa I just farted and boy it stinks more than yours. I could feel the heat rolling off my face I was so embarrass I just wanted to run out of there. Yes Kids do say the Darnedest thing!!!
Lol
A Friend.
poppy1
2007-08-23 21:57:46 · answer #6 · answered by poppy1 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
My son was learning to talk and refused the letter s. Instead of stickers it was ticker. ucker for sucker you get the idea. Well, my mother in law loves ponies. She was wearing a pony shirt at McDonalds for lunch. Me, my son, and her were standing in the full lobby waiting to order and my son gets really excited and says loudly whore! Look mommy a whore!! Pointing to my mother in law. After I got my voice I said a bit loudly myself to try to correct the situation. Yes, John a horse. And he said yeah a whore!!
Hindsight is 20/20. My daughter has grown up now calling them ponies. lol My mother in law was so red when John pointed out the horse we ate and left quick like.
2007-08-23 22:18:51 · answer #7 · answered by johnsmom326 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
my son has a habit of telling older people (like 50+) that they are shrinking and will soon be babies again. My family finds it interesting that he would say it.
When my son first seen a little girl without her diaper recently he pointed and said "mommy her winky fell off, I guess she played with it to much"
When my stepdad farts he says "barking spiders" and one day when we were walking through the store an older man farted and my son heard it and said "oh no mommy, there are barking spiders here too"
2007-08-23 18:04:05 · answer #8 · answered by momof3boys 7 · 8⤊ 0⤋
I was pushing my 2 year old daughter through the store in her stroller. My wife was with me and she was a few isles over from me. My 2 year old daughter decides that she wants mommy. So she starts yelling mommy help help. Talk about getting the attention I surely didn't need. But thank GOD she remembered who was pushing her and called me daddy!
2007-08-23 17:55:05 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 7⤊ 0⤋
Craig has my unfortunate dating style down to a T... And Freddie, at age 6, knows what I didn't at age 20. Beautiful. Blessings!
2016-04-01 12:11:17 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋