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realize how much harm his religion has done and try to disband it.

2007-08-23 17:32:07 · answer #1 · answered by khard 6 · 4 3

First...He'd say "Ahem...I'm real! Here I am!"

Second...He'd officially, and as a matter of policy, drive all lobbyists out of Washington, D.C. with a whip of chords (Man I'd love to watch that!)

Third...He'd start scribbling names of Congressmen and women and their individual offenses against God and the American people in the sand outside the White House.

Fourth...He'd go on the Bill Maher show and just laugh uncontrollably, while pointing his finger at a mortified Maher, for the entire 60 minutes of the show.

2007-08-24 00:37:10 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Well, it is after 1230 AM on the East Coast, so I say he would be sleeping. Or playing Halo 3 on his Xbox 360

2007-08-24 00:29:18 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 4 0

Jesus would send George Bush to Iraq and fight with the
American troops and clean up his mess in Iraq Bush
created in the first place

2007-08-24 00:34:47 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2 1

Put Godly men and women in the White House

2007-08-24 00:41:26 · answer #5 · answered by Gifted 7 · 1 1

Take charge of the UN and declare World Peace. No more Uni-lateralism.

2007-08-24 00:30:57 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 4 0

Jesus will then crush all the other kingdoms on Earth and His kingdom will be the one that will last forever! Daniel 2:44

2007-08-24 00:32:51 · answer #7 · answered by Aeon Enigma 4 · 4 2

Crucify Bush.

2007-08-24 00:32:33 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 4 1

Force his followers to beg forgiveness of the people they've abused and lied about like the gays for example.

2007-08-24 00:36:32 · answer #9 · answered by God 6 · 1 1

he would commission dubya into the army.
he would send ole dubya into downtown bagdad and tell him to stay the course.pulling out is the wrong thing to do.

2007-08-24 00:34:14 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

If most preachers are any example, clean out the treasury!

2007-08-24 00:29:02 · answer #11 · answered by Brent Y 6 · 2 1

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