Q: I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life; is this true?
A: Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that's it... Don't waste
them on exercise . Everything wears out eventually. Speeding up your heart will not make you live longer; that's like saying you can extend the life of your car by driving it faster. Want to live longer? Take a nap.
Q: Should I cut down on meat and eat more fruits and vegetables?
A: You must grasp logistical efficiencies. What does a cow eat? Hay and corn. And what are these? Vegetables. So a steak is nothing more than an efficient mechanism of delivering vegetables to your system. Need grain? Eat chicken. Beef is also a good source of field grass (green leafy vegetable). And a pork chop can give you 100% of your recommended daily allowance of vegetable products.
Q: Should I reduce my alcohol intake?
A: No, not at all. Wine is made from fruit. Brandy is distilled wine, that means they take the water out of the fruity bit so you get even more of the goodness that way. Beer is also made out of grain. Bottoms up!
Q: How can I calculate my body/fat ratio?
A: Well, if you have a body and you have fat, your ratio is one to one. If
you have two bodies, your ratio is two to one, etc.
Q: What are some of the advantages of participating in a regular exercise
program?
A: Can't think of a single one, sorry. My philosophy is: No Pain...Good!
Q: Aren't fried foods bad for you?
A: You're not listening.... Foods are fried these days in vegetable oil. In
fact, they're permeated in it. How could getting more vegetables be bad for you?
Q: Will sit-ups help prevent me from getting a little soft around the middle?
A: Definitely not! When you exercise a muscle, it gets bigger. You should
only be doing sit-ups if you want a bigger stomach.
Q: Is chocolate bad for me?
A: Are you crazy? HELLO Cocoa beans! Another vegetable. It's the best feel-good food around!
Q: Is swimming good for your figure?
A: If swimming is good for your figure, explain whales to me.
Q: Is getting in-shape important for my lifestyle?
A: Hey! 'Round' is a shape!
Well, I hope this has cleared up any misconceptions you may have had
about food and diets. And remember: "Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways - chocolate in hand - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming, "WOO HOO, What a Ride!"
2007-08-23 17:05:05 · 21 answers · asked by pd6491 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
yes it does
2007-08-23 17:08:16 · answer #1 · answered by Conan 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Be Good, always. ...Common-sense... It's a rare commodity... *The 5 physical senses: Seeing, hearing, tasting, smelling, and touching. Believe it or not, all five of the physical senses will allow a human being to feel. All 5 of the physical senses may interact within the framework of human consciousness. *The seven states of human consciousness: 1. Unarvu - feeling 2. Unarchi - awareness 3. Puthi - Intellect 4. Madhi - Judgment 5. Arivu - Subtle Wisdom 6. Pahuth Arivu - Divine Wisdom 7. Perr Arivu - Divine Luminous Wisdom All human beings may possibly have access to the, five physical senses. All human beings do have access to the, "Seven States of Consciousness". A human being must strive diligently to access all "Seven States of Consciousness", for this is the true birth-right bestowed upon each and every human being. Hopefully that makes some 'sense'... Peace be always with you. Meechum Anbu (Much Love) in sha'Allah al-hamdu lillah Salaams,
2016-04-01 12:08:07 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
down with the skinny very good here's another joke about being conceited abou t bein skinny. It was an Age Of Dorkness in The Kindom Of Sacharine black hooded men dragged off people conceited about their weight to dungeons stocked with fridges.taking bucketts of4 liter vanilla ice cream from each the men chuckled evilly opened the containers and withdrew spoons hidden in their garments. then they said ''It is a fact that one spoon full of this will cause you to swell up like a balloon and burst''. the people began to get very worried looks on their faces . it was found to be untrue.
2007-08-23 17:58:49 · answer #3 · answered by darren m 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
I absolutley love it! I hope my final words are damn that was fun =P
*goes back to eating icecream for dinner...butter pecan, dairy and protein!
2007-08-23 17:10:29 · answer #4 · answered by khaozkitten 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I liked your last bit the best - and of course I couldn't agree more.
2007-08-23 17:39:30 · answer #5 · answered by Traveller 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ohh yeahhh bring on the burgers steaks n chocolate!!!
2007-08-23 20:26:52 · answer #6 · answered by WildChild 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is so not true, but it is really funny....
How do you get these jokes like this? Most of your jokes are hilarious.
2007-08-24 07:44:54 · answer #7 · answered by rockgirlfury 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha. that is hilarious. im a swimmer, but still got a good laugh. good one. ill give you a star =)
2007-08-23 18:08:13 · answer #8 · answered by asdfjkl; 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The funny part is all of this really does make sense!lLOL
2007-08-30 13:20:22 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
yes
2007-08-27 18:28:34 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋