A blonde's car gets a flat tire on the Interstate one day so she eases it over onto the shoulder of the road.
She carefully steps out of the car and opens the trunk. Takes out two cardboard men, unfolds them and stands them at the rear of the vehicle facing oncoming traffic.
The lifelike cardboard men are in trench coats exposing their nude bodies to
approaching drivers...
Not surprisingly, the traffic became snarled and backed up.
It wasn't very long before a police car arrives. The Officer, clearly enraged, approaches the Blonde of the disabled vehicle yelling, "What is going on here?
"My car broke down, Officer" says the woman, calmly.
"Well, what are these obscene cardboard pictures doing here by the road?!" asks the Officer...
"Helllllooooo, those are my emergency flashers!"
2007-08-23 15:45:13 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
he he he i wonder if you would ever see that on the side of the interstate in real life
2007-08-23 15:51:39 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I got a blond joke: A brunette and a blond were in a elevator when a man with bad dandruff walks in. He presses his floor then gets off at the designated spot. After he leaves the brunette says, " Someone should give him Head and Shoulders. " to which the blond says," How do you give shoulders." LOL, thank you thank you
2016-05-21 03:52:34 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha great joke! Wanna be MY emergency flasher? Lol
2007-08-23 15:54:04 · answer #3 · answered by ♥ Lil love lady ♥ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmaoooooooooooo mate u rock cool joke thnx
2007-08-23 16:31:04 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha thats so cute! star for you!
2007-08-23 15:58:34 · answer #5 · answered by ♥...........♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahha niiiicce! star for you :D
2007-08-23 15:52:29 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMFAO !!! You deserve a star... LOL
2007-08-24 02:26:36 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i already heard this one
2007-08-23 17:22:58 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao....omfg dat is hilarious!! star*
2007-08-23 16:07:53 · answer #9 · answered by WildChild 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats funny!!!!!ha!ha!ha!
nice one
2007-08-23 15:57:52 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋