A man was working on his motorcycle on his patio and his wife was in the kitchen. The man was racing the engine on the motorcycle when it accidentally slipped into gear. The man, still holding onto the handle bars, was dragged through the glass patio doors and along with the motorcycle dumped onto the floor inside the house. The wife, hearing the crash, ran into the dining room and found her husband lying on the floor, cut and bleeding, the motorcycle lying next to him, and the shattered patio door. The wife ran to the phone and summoned the ambulance. Because they lived on a fairly large hill, the wife went down the several flights of stairs to the street to escort the paramedics to her husband.
After the ambulance arrived and transported the man to the hospital, the wife righted the motorcycle and pushed it outside. Seeing that gas was spilled on the floor, the wife got some paper towels, blotted up the gasoline, and threw the towels in the toilet. The man was treated and released
2007-08-23 15:29:23 · 14 answers · asked by ALai40 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
to come home. Upon arriving home, he looked at the shattered patio door and the damage done to his motorcycle.
He became despondent, went to the bathroom, sat down on the toilet and smoked a cigarette. After finishing the cigarette, he flipped it between his legs into the toilet bowl, while seated. The wife, who was in the kitchen, heard the loud explosion and her husband screaming.
She ran into the bathroom and found her husband lying on the floor. His trousers had been blown away and he was suffering burns on the buttocks, the back of his legs, and his groin. The wife again ran to the phone to call the ambulance. The very same paramedic crew was dispatched and the wife met them at the street. The paramedics loaded the husband on to the stretcher and began carrying him to the street. While they were going down the stairs to the street accompanied by the wife, one of the paramedics asked the wife how the husband had burned himself. She told them and the paramedics started laughing so
2007-08-23 15:29:43 · update #1
hard, one of them slipped and tipped the stretcher, dumping the husband out. He fell down the remaining stairs and broke his arm
2007-08-23 15:30:07 · update #2
I want the minute and a half of my life it took me to read this story back!!!!
2007-08-23 15:36:29 · answer #1 · answered by Jellicle Cat 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
why would he be working on his motorcycle on a patio stories up?? wouldnt he work on it downstairs, like in front of the building by the street
2007-08-23 23:03:05 · answer #2 · answered by ♥...........♥ 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Hahah, only a guy could come up with something like this.
2007-08-24 00:12:37 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good story. Ha Ha!
2007-08-23 22:35:12 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thanks! It makes me feel better about my day...........OK, a mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him & says, "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom replies, "Why not? I'm a fun guy!"...........Jumper cables walk into a bar. They ask the bartender if they are welcome. The bartender says, "OK, Just don't start anything!"...............A sandwich walks into a bar. The bartender says, "you'll have to leave. We don't serve food here."
2007-08-23 22:45:14 · answer #5 · answered by shermynewstart 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That dude's definately not Irish.
2007-08-23 22:35:16 · answer #6 · answered by rowdyfoudy 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That was a funny story.
2007-08-23 22:41:54 · answer #7 · answered by bonnieh1964 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nice story....
2007-08-23 22:33:18 · answer #8 · answered by . 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
nice
2007-08-23 22:42:11 · answer #9 · answered by Steven T 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Wow, I'm glad I'm not that guy.
2007-08-23 22:40:37 · answer #10 · answered by d962831 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋