A Scotsman and an Englishman lived next door to each other.
The Scotsman owned a hen and each morning he would look in his garden and pick up one of his hen's eggs for breakfast.
One day he looked into his garden and saw that the hen had laid an egg in the Englishman's garden. He was about to go next door when he saw the Englishman pick up the egg.
The Scotsman ran up to the Englishman and told him that the egg belonged to him because he owned the hen.
The Englishman disagreed because the egg was laid on his property.
They argued for a while until finally the Scotsman said, "In my family we normally solve disputes by the following actions: I kick you in the t*sticles and time how long it takes for you to get back up. Then you kick me in the t*sticles and time how long it takes for me to get up. Whoever gets up quicker wins the egg."
2007-08-23 15:10:29 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
The Englishman agreed to this and so the Scotsman put on the heaviest pair of boots he could find. He took a few steps back, then ran toward the Englishman and kicked him as hard as he could in the t*sticles.
The Englishman fell to the floor clutching his groin, howling in agony for 30 minutes.
Eventually the Englishman stood up and said, "Now it's my turn to kick you."
The Scotsman smiled and said, "Ye can keep the damn egg!!"
2007-08-23 15:11:01 · update #1
good 1 lol 10/10 x
2007-08-23 20:45:24 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good one finaly the englishman lost he always seems to win have a star
2007-08-23 15:15:52 · answer #2 · answered by dracofan93 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-08-23 15:15:57 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a very funny joke! XD
2007-08-23 15:14:46 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol thats funny
2007-08-23 16:16:11 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that looks like it would be funny. Or not. I don't know because I really don't feel like taking the time to read it.
2007-08-23 15:25:51 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
hahhaah
was just gonna turn off, oh err nearly missed these
2007-08-23 16:22:44 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol
2007-08-23 15:15:34 · answer #8 · answered by Hello!!! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha thats guurd!! star 4 u heehee!! x.x
2007-08-23 22:34:31 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice, I can think of a few people that I would like to do that to!!!
2007-08-23 15:13:45 · answer #10 · answered by Laurie 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋