If you were god?

Question

what would be your ten conmandments?

Answer 1

1. Party to the extreme!
2. Don't create a book on me that totally twists my word around for your own evil purposes.
3. Don't be evil. For every sin you do, there will be an allotted time in hell. But DON'T think it's eternal.
4. Don't worship me! I don't have a self esteem problem.
5. I could care less if you don't beleive in me, just have good morals.
6. Don't write these down on a stone tablet!!!
7. You're on your own in life. Is it a test? Hell no. I'm just lazy.
8. Don't ask your fellow men "If you were god" questions. They get boring at about the 5th commandment.
9. Is Jesus my son? Ha! He was just a really nice guy that loved peace that knew the only way you would listen to him was if he told you he was my son.
10. For every good deed you do, you get a little more time in heaven. Good deed's do not counteract bad ones. You spend a little time in Hell, a little in heaven, and when it's all up, you start over again, on the next plane of existence if your overall good deeds is larger than your bad ones. One step closer to permanent heaven.

Answer 2

Butterfly,
The Ten Commandments were written for the Israelites they were just perfect for them at that time. We live in a different time... The Christian Era. We are expected to live by the New Testament. I would never want GOD'S Job. I only pray that I am worthy of Heaven when Christ comes at the Judgment. Have a wonderful weekend.
Thanks,
Eds


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Answer 3

1. Love, God, family, friends & enemies.
2 Forgive
3 Compassion
4 Don't take what don't belong to you
5 Keep what comes out of our mouths clean, that is words
6 Keep my mind clean of what I think
7 Lock God Word in your hearts and follow them
8 Always make and maintain a relationship with God
9 Always give God one day of the Week
10 Keep the Ten Commandments that God has given to us and forget the ones that I wrote.

Answer 4

10. Thou shalt eat properly.
09. Take care of your kids.
08. Clean your house.
07. Work hard.
06. See # 1.
05. Marry your soulmate one time.
04. Love yourself.
03. Respect your parents but don't be their puppets.
02. Put on the armour everyday.
01. Thou shalt Love me long time.

Answer 5

What Is wrong with the current 10 comandments?

They seem to be very basic, and very good to live by. Its the people that need to make adjustments and to get along with one another.
The few bad government and powerful Company's that are controling the governments powers, are the real bad people that are upsetting all our lives and trying to have the laws stripped, to make anything OK for them to create even more power for themselves, thus we all hurt and stress and hate, for the few that laugh at us.
lets use our Brains to get back and make things as they should be

Answer 6

1. Have as much consensual sex as possible.
2. Love as many people as possible
3. Respect plants
4. Respect everyone
5. Treat everyone as equal
6. Create
7. Build
8. Change
9. Work together
10. Paint

Answer 7

-never murder
-do not steal
-try not to lie
-treat others as u would like to be treated
-dont start a riot over something ridiculous
-do not judge others
-do not cheat on your partner
-respect your parents AND your children
-live life on the edge dude!
-do not worship any other god b4 me

Answer 8

thou shall not kill
thou shall not hurt another living creature
thou shall all be prosperous
thou shall all be happy
thou shall all have wealth
thou shall all have health
thou shall all love and feel loved
thou shall shall respect the environment
thou shall not lie
thou shall not cheat

Answer 9

at the tabernacle of love and divine grace gospel center we say: Jesus came
and change the game. we ride under the new rules...read the bible and get
your life right.

Answer 10

I would not have any commandments as i don't believe in
Flying spagetti monsters or the noodles that do?