What's the difference between chopped beef and pea soup?
Everyone can chop beef, but not everyone can pea soup!
A magician was driving down the road..then he turned into a drive way...
Why don't aliens eat clowns.
Because they taste funny.
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A fsh
Two snowmen are standing in a field. One says to the other : "Funny, I smell carrots too".
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?
el-if-i-no
Two peanuts walk into a bar.
One was a salted.
2007-08-23 14:59:08 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
HEEHEE! 10/10
2007-08-23 22:04:00 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-08-23 22:02:46 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a pigeon...
One heck of a power outage...
2007-08-23 22:10:33 · answer #3 · answered by Double B 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oldies but goldies
2007-08-23 22:24:07 · answer #4 · answered by Hippie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-08-24 04:53:59 · answer #5 · answered by dream theatre 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahhahah
you said it
oldies
but goodies
2007-08-23 23:26:17 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A salted :p haha :D
2007-08-23 22:25:34 · answer #7 · answered by Ryan 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
2007-08-24 07:25:56 · answer #8 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
they were really good
2007-08-23 22:08:42 · answer #9 · answered by Dawnie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
COOL
2007-08-23 22:19:59 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋