was found to be an alien from another planet which placed us here and the prophesies told in Revelations are of him and his own coming here one day and taking over our world ?
2007-08-23 14:58:53 · 14 answers · asked by Theban 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
For those who think I've had a little to much to drink, or need some sleep. Don't drink and Nyquil is nothing but booze labeled cough syrup.
2007-08-23 15:50:46 · update #1
No I wouldn't. After all it makes about as much sense as the bible.
2007-08-23 15:03:38 · answer #1 · answered by JavaJoe 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
He is lounging on his sofa on another undiscovered planet, which is too far away for us to view with a telescope and eating cornchips, while watching us, humans, commit the 7 deadly sins & fight to the bloody end. He finds it amusing, so He would rather let us self-destruct than coming here and wiping us out Himself, in the blink of an eye, because it would be too easy/painless of a death. He likes to see us suffer. Very sick & twisted but tough luck, suckers.
2007-08-23 22:11:12 · answer #2 · answered by polly-pocket 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The correct dosage of Nyquil for all those 12 years old and older is 2 Tablespoons. Next time, be sure to read those directions - you get weird side effects if you take too much.
2007-08-23 22:08:57 · answer #3 · answered by Marvelissa VT 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
No it makes no sense. I'll stay with my current view: the bible was written by dreamers, would-be philosophers/poets, and some not-so-holy (wicked) men. Aliens may exist (I hope they do), but if so they leave us alone and they sure as hell don't inspire no bibles (though some biblical stories appear to be describing alien encounters nicely).
2007-08-23 22:08:42 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
why not??? all that obsession with the skies and jesus flying to heaven with his body and all...or the holy spirit descending when jesus was baptised or a shining star leading the wise to where jesus was born or the sky getting dark when jesus was tortured...
that all could be an ufo
2007-08-23 22:11:24 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Surely since you mentioned revelations you are speaking of the christian god.....would it surprise me you ask?
My friend, nothing would surprise me anymore...
Blessed Be!
)o(
Trinity
2007-08-23 22:07:39 · answer #6 · answered by trinity 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That wouldn't surprise me.
But, it would surprise me if you turned out to be God.
Are you God? If so, I have a couple questions for you.
2007-08-23 22:05:03 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Woohoo! Shroom party tonight!
2007-08-23 22:03:08 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Nothing really surprises me anymore
2007-08-23 22:06:32 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
the guy needs blood offerings to make it all okay and wash sins in blood...he will burn people forever that don't believe in him....I THINK HE IS AN ALIEN!!
2007-08-23 22:03:08 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋