Mother: "Did you enjoy your first day at school?"
Girl: "First day? Do you mean I have to go back tomorrow?
Patient: Doctor! You've got to help me! Nobody ever listens to me. No one ever pays any attention to what I have to say.
Doctor: Next please!
Patient: Doctor, I have a pain in my eye whenever I drink tea.
Doctor: Take the spoon out of the mug before you drink.
The doctor to the patient: 'You are very sick'
The patient to the doctor: 'Can I get a second opinion?'
The doctor again: 'Yes, you are very ugly too...'
I use this joke for retelling in reported speech.
My friend said he knew a man with a wooden leg named Smith.
So I asked him "What was the name of his other leg?"
A family of mice were surprised by a big cat. Father Mouse jumped and said, "Bow-wow!" The cat ran away. "What was that, Father?" asked Baby Mouse. "Well, son, that's why it's important to learn a second language."
2007-08-23 14:57:08 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2007-08-23 22:02:35 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2007-08-23 23:27:32 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2007-08-24 04:54:22 · answer #3 · answered by dream theatre 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2007-08-23 22:07:03 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2007-08-23 22:16:16 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2007-08-23 22:05:59 · answer #6 · answered by imavter 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2007-08-24 04:14:12 · answer #7 · answered by . 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋