When I was a child, I used to believe that condoms were tic-tac shaped things that you insert into your d*ck like a cork.
2007-08-23 14:53:36 · 13 answers · asked by nobody 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
When you get married, you get sex all the time.
WHAT A BIG LIE
2007-08-23 15:04:29 · answer #1 · answered by You may be right 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny!! Yours is pretty hard to top, but here is my best one: I used to be scared to death cuz my grandpa said that earwigs would crawl in my ears if I wasn't careful. Scary! Then I found some inside the husk when I was picking an ear of corn. DUH! So THAT's why they call them earwigs! Oh, and another one! This one is better! When I was a freshman on the high school football team, the whole team had to go in for a pre-season physical. The sophmores told all us freshman that after the doctor finishes the part where he tells you to turn your head and cough, he jams the dreaded SQUARE NEEDLE right up your YOU KNOW WHAT! And it hurts so bad that half the guys pass out when they get the square needle! You tell me THAT's not scary! (I think I whined a little when I coughed.)
2016-05-21 03:37:35 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Trinity
2007-08-23 15:00:35 · answer #3 · answered by pestie58 the spider hunter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I use to believe that "good people" go to heaven and "bad people" go to hell and that by doing enough good in my life I could somehow make up for all the bad stuff I did...it is all a big fat lie...no one is "good" and no one deserves to go to heaven, we all fall short and we all need a savior. Peace
2007-08-23 15:18:18 · answer #4 · answered by candi_k7 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Life.
2007-08-23 15:02:38 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Magic.
2007-08-23 14:58:45 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The American Dream!
2007-08-23 15:03:35 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Santa Claus...And then I caught my parents. All the magic was gone
2007-08-23 14:59:47 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Like you "believe" that God doesn't exist or that He won't punish sin.
No matter what we "believe", truth is reality, and reality will happen whether we believe it or not.
2007-08-23 15:03:22 · answer #9 · answered by ScottyJae 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
at the tabernacle of love and divine grace gospel center, we say: find inner
peace, and all of the truth will be brought to the front.....search my son
2007-08-23 15:01:40 · answer #10 · answered by bwj1963 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋