Paddy and his two friends are talking at a bar.
His first friend says: “I think my wife is having an affair with the
electrician. The other day I came home and found wire cutters under our bed
and they weren’t mine.”
His second friend says: “I think my wife is having an affair with the
plumber the other day I found a wrench under the bed and it wasn’t mine.”
Paddy says: “I think my wife is having an affair with a horse.” Both his
friends look at him with utter disbelief.
“No, I’m serious. The other day I came home and found a jockey under our bed.”
2007-08-23 14:42:56 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ha ha ha funny
2007-08-24 00:31:01 · answer #1 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-08-23 14:48:22 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
OMG is paddy blonde LOL great joke realllly funny have a star
2007-08-23 14:48:10 · answer #3 · answered by dracofan93 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
lmfaoooooooo. nice joke mate . hmmmmmm lucky it was jockey not lion tamer or the bull rider . lol
2007-08-23 14:55:48 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's for a good start to the day. lol
2007-08-23 21:06:37 · answer #5 · answered by . 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny. star for you
2007-08-23 14:57:31 · answer #6 · answered by lovelovelove 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
affairs arn't funny.
2007-08-23 14:52:32 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Nice one , thank you !
2007-08-23 15:27:16 · answer #8 · answered by Hippie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋