Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, ''Tell me, Mary, who created the universe?'' When Mary didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. ''God Almighty !'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good'' and Mary fell back to sleep.
A while later the teacher asked Mary, ''Who is our Lord and Savior?'' But Mary didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. ''Jesus Christ!'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good,'' and Mary fell back to sleep. Then the teacher asked Mary a third question, ''What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?'' And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time Mary jumped up and shouted, ''If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!'' The Teacher fainte
2007-08-23 14:27:21 · 14 answers · asked by Kaitlynnnnnnnn 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Yeah, I've heard this one before. But it's still pretty cute.
2007-08-23 14:32:56 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
god this joke is the best one i have heard well the second one is u know more funny that one was wow lol and lmao million times kep doing those kind of jokes there good! good job
2007-08-23 15:15:53 · answer #2 · answered by ♥HotMess 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-08-23 14:35:18 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
ive heard this joke a million times! but it still puts a smile on my face! thanx for sharing!
2007-08-23 15:02:19 · answer #4 · answered by ♥~Paki_G1rL~♥ 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Lmao
very good
2007-08-23 14:37:39 · answer #5 · answered by Dawnie 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
lmfaoooooooooooooooooo. nice nice one little jhonny is my favourite joke and so little mary now . keep postin more .
thumbs up for this joke
2007-08-23 14:39:40 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
I seriously hope that not what eve said ... lolz
2007-08-23 15:57:00 · answer #7 · answered by no 1 u kno 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
yea i've heard this one before it's really funny
2007-08-23 14:34:21 · answer #8 · answered by happybirthday:) 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!! My God, I just got through reading that. That is HILARIOUS!!!! Man, "If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!" GOLD!
2007-08-23 14:34:06 · answer #9 · answered by GiR 2.0 2 · 0⤊ 3⤋
Definetely Star worthy! Thanks for the great laugh!! Have a great day!
2007-08-23 15:25:03 · answer #10 · answered by ♥ Lil love lady ♥ 6 · 1⤊ 2⤋