Never Argue with a Woman
One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.
Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, "Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?"
"Reading a book," she replies, (thinking, "Isn't that obvious?")
"You're in a Restricted Fishing Area," he informs her.
"I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading."
"Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up."
"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the woman.
"But I haven't even touched you," says the game warden.
"That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment."
"Have a nice day ma'am," and he left
2007-08-23 14:22:35 · 22 answers · asked by David 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
that's hilarious, David - I love it
- Jaci
2007-08-23 14:25:52 · answer #1 · answered by Jaci { R.I.P. Casey } 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
10
2007-08-23 21:26:32 · answer #2 · answered by jhann20032003 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny stuff David!
Great to be a woman
Reason's why it's great to be a woman
Free drinks.
Free dinners.
Free movies.
Speeding ticket? What's that?
New lipstick gives you a whole new lease on life.
If you have to be home in time for Melrose Place, you can say so, out loud.
If you're not making enough money you can blame the glass ceiling.
You can sleep your way to the top.
2007-08-23 22:45:34 · answer #3 · answered by Me 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Not funny. This is a joke borne of the Women's Movement, intended to 'turn the tables' on men who were *all* labled as 'potential rapists' et al. by them. Any such 'jokes' should never be acknowledged as anything of merit because this approach represents an act of revenge, not a move towards equality, or greater understanding.
In short, it's a man-haters' joke. If it was made up by a man, he is pandering to man-haters, which is as bad as being one.
2007-08-23 21:39:47 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
Funny âº
2007-08-23 22:51:57 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmfaooooooooo. and i take u aside and give a star why ?? cozyour joke was funny and u can come up with another funny one any moment .
nice joke mate have a star from me
2007-08-23 21:27:53 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
When I read this the first time I thought it was way funny =]
2007-08-23 21:25:47 · answer #7 · answered by Just Me 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-08-23 21:26:46 · answer #8 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heh. It's pretty...okay...at first I didn't get it because I just rushed through reading. But now that I do, I get it!!!
2007-08-23 21:39:38 · answer #9 · answered by GiR 2.0 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I heard it before, alot. Very unoriginal, but funny
2007-08-23 21:36:52 · answer #10 · answered by d962831 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Clever but not funny.
2007-08-23 21:26:42 · answer #11 · answered by retrodragonfly 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋