I realize I hav told a joke like this 1 but here we go
A mother had two boys one 13 and one 11.
One morning, she asked them what they wanted for breakfast.
"I'll having f****ing eggs!," says the 13 year old. WHAM! He flies into the air. Mom picks him up, throws him in a corner so hard that she accidently breaks his arm. She screams,"AND YOU CAN JUST STAY THERE TILL I LET IT ALL OUT!" She goes over to him and spanks his butt. She looks at the 11 year old and says firmly ,"And what do you what for breakfast??!"
"Gee mom. I don't know,"he says cautiously," But I surely aren't having anu f****ing eggs..."
Mom got real mad...
2007-08-23 14:14:58 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
HAHAHA! Great joke! Thanks for the laugh, I really needed one since there has been tornado warnings all around where I live and I need to get my mind off it. I'm glad my powers still on. Oh crap there goes the siren, I gotta get downstairs, here's your star bye!
2007-08-23 14:26:49 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmaoooo. i guess the two little boys were little jhonny and little bob . good joke nice
2007-08-23 21:24:37 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute. star 4 u.
2007-08-27 11:05:47 · answer #3 · answered by asljitsme 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, that made me laugh. I can relate to that. My sister does that all the time.
2007-08-23 21:20:20 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The rest of the joke? I dunno.
2007-08-23 21:19:04 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋