dirty things you can say on thanksgiving and get away with it?

Question

1.talk about a huge breast
2.tying the legs together keeps the inside moist
3.its cool whip time
4.if i dont undo my pants,ill burst
5.whew,that was one terrific spread
6.im in the mood for a little dark meat
7.are you ready for seconds yet.
8.its a littledry,do you still want me to eat it
9.just wait your turn,youll get some
10.dont play with your meat
11.just spread the legs open and stuff it in
12.do you think youll be able to handle all these people at once
13.i didnt expect everyone to come at once
14.you still have a little bit on your chin
15.how long will it take after you stick it in
16.youll know it ready when it pops up
17.wow,i didnt think i could handle all of that
18.thats the biggest one ive ever seen
19.how long do i beat it before its ready

Answer 1

How about:
mmmmmmmm... how do you get it so moist?
OR:
After all that.... I could really use a nap.

Answer 2

Cupcakes, spinach&artichoke dip, green bean casserole, and the broccoli&colliflower w/ cheese could be made earlier than time and reheated. the the remainder of the stuff you additionally could make a million-2 days in the past, yet be useful to even it out a million-2 days or you will run yourslef ragged attempting to get each and every thing completed in a million day. sturdy success!

Answer 3

Ha Ha! Funny! 10!

Answer 4

also, did you forget "Everybody gets a big piece of this cock." With the censorship, I dont know if anybody can get this----the word is "C--k."

Answer 5

LOL. Love the list!

Answer 6

# 20. don't play with the turkey-baster

Answer 7

how many thing to do to an apple pie

Answer 8

LMAO never read this one before

Answer 9

>.> lolable

Answer 10

HAHA LOL