One day the teacher wanted the class to use the word definately in a sentence. Suzy raised her hand so she called on her. She said, "The sky is definately blue!" "I'm sorry Suzy thats wrong the sky sometimes turns different colors red ,gray etc.. any body else?" Timmy raised his hand and said, "The grass is definately green." "I'm sorry Timmy that's not true either, sometimes the grass dies and it may turn brown, anybody else?" Little Johnny raises his hand and says, "Teacher do farts have lumps?" The teacher says, "no why?" Johnny says, "Then I definately Sh it my pants!"
2007-08-23 13:16:40 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
'bout time for a laugh
thx
2007-08-23 13:22:33 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very good! have you heard this one ?
johnny goes to his dad and asks, teacher wants us to define the differences between realistically and theoretically.
Dad says thats easy son go and get your sister and mum, he returns with the two of them and dad asks, if you had the chance to shag the guy net door for a million pounds would you? Mum says oh yea we would be set for life! Sister says sure mums right we would be set off good!
Dad says to johnny , So do you see the difference son? Well no not really dad, Well dad says, theoretically, Dad says we are millionaires , realistically, We live with a couple of Whores!
2007-08-23 21:30:22 · answer #2 · answered by BRUCE L 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Definately worth reading!
2007-08-23 20:55:27 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yep. Little Johnny knows the facts.
Good one!
2007-08-23 20:30:46 · answer #4 · answered by qųěęŋ ŏf ħęãŗţş 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-08-23 20:24:50 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL, LOL, LMAO. Nice Joke, made my day. By the way, its spelled definitely.
2007-08-23 20:54:13 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
definately time to check your dick-shernerry! lol!
2007-08-23 21:18:35 · answer #7 · answered by funnygirl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats a good one.
2007-08-23 20:35:53 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
very funny
2007-08-23 20:30:21 · answer #9 · answered by Dawnie 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That was a good one!!!!
2007-08-23 21:04:42 · answer #10 · answered by flavagirl 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋