BTW, this is not to be taken too seriously. :o)
2007-08-23 13:14:20 · 41 answers · asked by Linz ♥ VT 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
You created me now you have to own up to the consequences. Let me up in this bish...
2007-08-23 13:18:48 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
First of all, there is a God. If there is a Judgment Day, as certain religions say, and if I realize I have been doing everything wrong, I would ask for forgiveness and for a second chance. However, this is a big "if", because what I believe is that we have several lives, and through several existences we all have the chance to progress spiritually. Therefore, there will be no need for explaining ourselves.
Peace!
2007-08-23 16:08:53 · answer #2 · answered by Janet Reincarnated 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You know, if God is real & as good as Christians say he is then I think I'll be OK.
I have been a good person. I offer help when needed, I do good things without expecting any reward, basically I treat people the way I would like to be treated.
Any God who would send a basically good person to "hell" just because they didn't believe but allow a bad person who "repented" on their death bed into Heaven isn't at all the kind of God that I would want to hang out with!
2007-08-23 13:20:00 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
It's all your fault, you put me in a world that set me up for failure. If you really wanted me to be a believer, you would have made me one of the witnesses or brought Jesus during a time when his actions and words could be recorded on video and he wouldn't have let anyone VOTE on what would and wouldn't be considered the word of god. But then again, since he already knows all this I'd ask him to explain himself. I'm owed that much.
2007-08-23 13:22:05 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
On the lighter side on this question: There are so many things that I would have to ask Him about, but I will mention only one here: What was going through His mind when He created the Duck-billed Platypus?
On the serious side of this question: I would not be able to say anything, I'd fall on my knees at His feet and just start crying --- not out of feelings of regret or pain -- but because I would be "in His Glorious Presence." :))
2007-08-23 13:39:42 · answer #5 · answered by b k 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I won't have to explain myself to God, He knows us better than we know ourselves. He knows everything. I would hope that he thinks that I am worthy of being with Him despite my shortcomings in my life.
I try to be a good person, but of course am human and have failed at times in my life. I have grown to have a much better understanding of God and how much He loves us.
I want to leave this earth as a person that has made a difference in someone's life by being an inspiration when I needed to be and a helper when I could be.
2007-08-23 13:28:09 · answer #6 · answered by Sandi M 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If you are saved.You won't have to do that,Christ stood in for you.Not being saved is bad because you will have to stand before God and you will not be found innocent no matter what you did good in your life.On top of that the saved will have been resurrected already for a thousand years,while you have lingered in Hades.Then you'll be cast into the lake of Fire.Better to get saved,huh?
All these dudes who think they will talk their way out of it or give some smart @ss remark,when they stand before God,they will crumble with fright and the knowledge that in them is no good thing.Every knee will bow and every tounge confess that Jesus is Lord.Then they pull the trap door...Bye!
2007-08-23 13:22:58 · answer #7 · answered by AngelsFan 6 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Yes,there is a God and on Judgment Day I believe that God will do all of the talking.*God Bless*
2007-08-23 13:23:50 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
I take this subject very seriously as it is the most important
decision you'll ever make. When I went forward in the church
and before God and the congregation told them I believe that
Jesus is the Christ, the son of the living God, and I accepted
Him as my Lord and Savior........God knew my heart right then
so I don't have to worry about saying anything on judgment
day to impress Him. He knows I belong to Him, believe in Him,
love Him, and I intend to spend eternal life (after this ole life)
with He and all the other Saints that will be in Heaven. It will
be glorious.
2007-08-23 13:22:54 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 3⤋
I would say..."10,000 years ago I didn't have a voice in anything. A thousand years ago I wasn't even alive, but you, O' Jehovah, the one and only true God; you brought me to life,... thank you. Whether I live now or not is in your hands. I love you, I really do. Please God, allow me to say just one thing... I beg you, please let me live, and show me how to live, and what your plan for the universe is"...yeah, that's what I'd say.
2007-08-23 13:37:52 · answer #10 · answered by guitarman28716 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd say "Wuz crack-a-lackin', playa? You know all tha' shizzy I pulled on the down-syde? Check it, I wuz jus' playin' wit you, dawg. Yo, peep this, slap a groove on the butta side and run that shizz thru the garden, black style, wit yo momma's gravy-lavy on the Q-tip."
2007-08-23 13:21:03 · answer #11 · answered by chazzychef 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋