A woman walks into a bar with a goose under her arm.
The bartender comes up to her and says, "Why did you have to bring the pig in with you?"
Then the lady answered, "Excuse me, I think this is a goose."
And the bartender says, 'Excuse me, I was talking to the goose!'
2007-08-23 13:10:55 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
haha i appreciate jokes that aren't THAT funny. i live my life that way--- i am always the one laughing quietly to myself at my own jokes--- cuz no one else laughs... :*(
2007-08-23 13:15:23 · answer #1 · answered by ***32 characters to work with*** 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hillary Clinton (or any woman married to a political person you don't like will do) was coming back from Arkansans with a very nice pig under her arm.
"Nice pig!" exclaimed an airport workman.
"I'll have you know this is a genuine Razorback!" said Hillary. "I got it for Bill."
"Good trade Ma'am." said the worker.
2007-08-23 20:21:47 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not even close that bartender got jumped later that night
2007-08-23 20:14:31 · answer #3 · answered by animoo 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-08-23 20:19:47 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats not funny.
2007-08-23 20:15:00 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not hilarious but cute.
2007-08-23 21:07:22 · answer #6 · answered by flavagirl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehe
aww that was cute.
i like it...
cuz its offensive, lol
2007-08-23 20:15:26 · answer #7 · answered by Alex K 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I smirked.
2007-08-23 20:15:46 · answer #8 · answered by steph's_joy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
its alright not funny, but its alright
2007-08-23 20:22:48 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No not even slightly!!!
2007-08-23 20:19:06 · answer #10 · answered by tttroyw 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋