Hypothetical Question(some may find contents offensive) :)?

Question

if your balls somhow end up in your gut, should you get somone to kick you in abdomine like they do in some judo(hopfully the guy kicking you knows how to do this right), or see a doctor by which time the ball may already become sterile(ex. Sumo wrestlers 'pull' their ball into their gut so they don't get hurt there, and they become sterile for this reason[at least i think thats right])

p.s.
as i said, this is hypothetical.

i've got quit a few hobbies, one of which is learning usless or mostly usless information

if it hurts then why do sumo wrestlers do it no prob.?

actually there are kicks in judo

so mr. "I Hate Lazy People", whats your ranking?
1,000'th Kyu?

THANK YOU NOAH! a serious answer.

Answer 1

A man's testes sit in the "gut". They drop naturally for most men, but they are still anchored there. If you ever need to have one removed, or have a vasectomy, they do it from the "gut".

Answer 2

I think you just need to jump up and down a couple of times or if you are too weak to do that due to the pain, then have someone bounce you up and down til your balls drop back. Either that or have someone slap you hard in the back of your neck in case your balls ended up in your throat from the force of the kick : P

BTW, the only Judo kicks I know of are those instep sweeps to the ankles or shins to break an opponent's balance.

Answer 3

If your ball were to end up in your gut you would be in such excruciating horrible pain you wouldn't be able to get into position for someone to judo kick your abdomen in just the right way. Your best bet is to call 911 and hope you can live through the inconsolable state you would be in, hypothetically of course.

Answer 4

Jump up and down on your heels.And there are judo kicks and punches and palm heel strikes but you will only see 3rd dan or higher practice them and not very often.

Answer 5

First of all, there is no such thing as a Judo kick.

Second of all, that is what a cup is for, to protect your balls.

Answer 6

you need a hobbie

Answer 7

grow up.

Answer 8

wow.