This man and this woman share a bunk bed with their son. The man and woman sleep on the top and the kid sleeps on the bottom. One night when the kid is asleep, the parents climb to their bed. The man says to the woman, "Say ham when you want it harder, say cheese when you want it softer."
All through the night the kid hears, "HAM, HAM, HAM, cheese, HAM, HAM, HAM, cheese!"
When the kid wakes up the next morning, he tells his mother, "Mommy, you got to stop making those ham and cheese sandwiches at night cause I end up getting mayonnaise all over me!"
2007-08-23 12:41:33 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
he he thats a good one!
2007-08-23 12:47:15 · answer #1 · answered by doobie 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Och how luckly I am not to sleep on the lower bunk,and yuck I hate all that mayonnaise all over me.Thanks for the laugh and have a star on me.
2007-08-23 20:10:42 · answer #2 · answered by Wonderstar 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-08-23 21:47:24 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ewww!
2007-08-23 19:53:49 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Heard it already u were to late.
2007-08-23 20:15:58 · answer #5 · answered by animoo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ew i get it! but that made me laugh big time.i've never before heard that one...very nice! i'll share with my friends.
2007-08-23 20:02:48 · answer #6 · answered by Jules 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
oh i heard one with tomatoes and lettuce
2007-08-24 00:25:53 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Dammit im hungry, no mayonnnaise for me.
2007-08-24 05:35:58 · answer #8 · answered by Jammin 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yuck
2007-08-23 20:28:24 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lolz terrible. but funny. star i guess.
2007-08-23 20:03:06 · answer #10 · answered by Die Sonne 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋