Please leave ur short jokes here an ill pick a Best 1 when im back online =)
2007-08-23 12:11:50 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A Small Joke...... ?
I rear ended a car a few days ago.......
The driver got out of the other car, and he was a DWARF!!
He was pi*sed!
He looked up at me and said "I am NOT happy!"
I said, "Then, which one are you?
2007-08-23 12:18:36 · answer #1 · answered by ♪ Pamela ♫ 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
o .O -> to your humorous tale and heres some for you: a million. whilst i grew to become into born, i grew to become into given a call - a huge dick or a solid memory.. i do no longer undergo in suggestions, what I chosen. 2. Your start certificates is an apology letter from the condom production facility. 3. A spouse is a intercourse merchandise. every time you ask for intercourse, she products. 4. Impotence: Nature's way of announcing 'No tricky thoughts...' 5. There are merely 2 4 letter words that are offensive to adult males - 'do no longer' and 'end', till they're used mutually. 6. Panties: no longer the excellent element in the worldwide, yet next to the excellent element in the worldwide. 7. There are 3 ranges of intercourse in a guy's existence: Tri Weekly, try Weekly, and verify out Weakly. 8. Virginity could be cured. 9. Virginity isn't dignity, its loss of threat. 10. Having intercourse is like enjoying bridge. in case you do not have a solid companion, you're able to extra powerful have a solid hand. 11. i attempted telephone intercourse as quickly as, however the holes interior the dialer have been too small. 12. Marriage is the only warfare the place you get to sleep with the enemy. 13. Q: what's an Australian kiss? A: the comparable element as a French kiss, merely down under. 14. a pair merely married have been pleased with the entire element. He grew to become into pleased with the hollow and he or she grew to become into pleased with the element...... 15. Q: What are the three greatest tragedies in a mans existence? A: existence sucks, interest sucks, and the spouse does not. sixteen. Q: Why do adult males locate it complicated to make eye touch? A: Breasts don't have eyes.
2016-10-09 03:26:20 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why did the spider grab a surfboard?
-To surf the web.
Why don't oysters give to charity?
-Because they're shellfish.
2007-08-23 12:20:05 · answer #3 · answered by Sarah 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
What do you call an Amish guy, with his arm up a horse's rear end??? A MECHANIC!!! GAAZESH, Am i funny or what!
2007-08-23 12:19:22 · answer #4 · answered by Dennis B 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A Three-year-old boy was examining his testicles while taking a bath.
“Mom”, he asked, “are these my brains?”
“Not YET,” she replied.
2007-08-23 13:01:20 · answer #5 · answered by andrespb22 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋