No matter what this husband did in bed, his wife never achieved
an orgasm. They decide to consult their Rabbi. The Rabbi listens
to their story, strokes his beard, and makes the following
suggestion:
'Hire a strapping young man. While the two of you are making
love have the young man wave a towel over you. That will help
wife fantasize and should bring on an orgasm.'
They go home and follow the Rabbi's advice. They hire a handsome
young man and he waves a towel over them as they make love. It
doesn't help and the wife is still unsatisfied. Perplexed, they
go back to the Rabbi.
'Okay,' he says to the husband,' try it reversed. Have the young
man make love to your wife and you wave the towel over them.'
Once again they follow the Rabbi's advice. They go home and hire
the same strapping young man. The young man gets into bed with
the wife and the husband waves the towel. The young man gets to
work with great enthusiasm and the wife soon has an enormous
room-shaking, ear-splitting, screaming orgasm.
The husband smiles, looks at the young man and says to him
triumphantly, “you see that, you young schmuck…
That’s how you wave a towel”
2007-08-23 12:01:37 · 29 answers · asked by toietmoi 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol
2007-08-23 12:07:43 · answer #1 · answered by skylarmandy 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Her husband lost a fight in the ring to a young man who threw the towel. The young man passed the finishing line with the help of her husband . She loves the young Rabbi.
2007-08-24 06:26:16 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The Rabbi and his son were watching a prize fight on television. When one of the two big brutes wearing red
gloves gestured a cross-like fist after a minute into the first bout, the boy asked, "See that?! He made the sign of a cross like good Christians do; is it going to help him?"
The father replied, "Yes, it will, if he knows how to box."
2007-08-29 18:30:28 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny!
2007-08-31 09:10:41 · answer #4 · answered by embroidery fan 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol....very good.
Maybe the husband should just er...erm...throw the towel in.
2007-08-23 12:49:42 · answer #5 · answered by dteacher1uk 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
My, oh! my! Toietmoi!! And here I thought you were quiet and shy!! LOL!! Brilliant - loved it! A star for you, petal!!
2007-08-23 12:13:15 · answer #6 · answered by M'SMA 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Oye Vey!! yup evidently that IS how its done ...lol good joke liked it alot!!
2007-08-31 09:38:15 · answer #7 · answered by SpellCaster 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one.
2007-08-28 01:41:29 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahhahah
really, really funnnnnnny
best thing I seen here all night
thx
2007-08-23 13:31:26 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hahahaha good one!
2007-08-23 12:11:48 · answer #10 · answered by jet-set 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
One deluded guy!
2007-08-31 03:01:30 · answer #11 · answered by The Rain Witch 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋