After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply
for Social Security. The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's license to verify my age.
I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at
home I told the Woman that I was very sorry, but would have
to go home and come back later.
The woman said, "Unbutton your shirt" So I opened my shirt
revealing my curly silver hair. She said, "That silver hair
on your chest is proof enough for me," and she processed
my Social Security application.
When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience
at the Social Security office.
She said, "You should have dropped your pants... You might have gotten Disability, too."
2007-08-23 11:55:03 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL.I almost peed on myself.
2007-08-23 14:22:34 · answer #1 · answered by flavagirl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-08-23 19:28:45 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It is a bitchy comment. Funny to others maybe, but i would hate to be that guy and have my wife say that about me. So, B*TCH!
2007-08-23 19:02:43 · answer #3 · answered by jade 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The truth sometimes hurts.
2007-08-23 19:00:26 · answer #4 · answered by Always Hopeful 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-08-23 19:21:20 · answer #5 · answered by Emtie El © 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one!
2007-08-23 19:06:49 · answer #6 · answered by A. M 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha good wife!
2007-08-23 19:00:33 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha you liked that email did you!?
2007-08-23 22:05:34 · answer #8 · answered by kaala79 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was so funny
2007-08-23 19:21:08 · answer #9 · answered by mommy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
now thats what i call as JOKE!!!!
2007-08-23 19:03:30 · answer #10 · answered by yo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋