A blind man was describing his favorite sport - skydiving. When asked how this was accomplished, he said that things were all done for him. "I am placed in the door and told when to jump," he said. "My hand is placed on my release ring for me, and out I go."
"But how do you know when you are going to land?" he was asked.
"I have a very keen sense of smell and I can smell the trees and grass when I am 300 feet from the ground," he answered.
"But how do you know when to lift your legs for the final arrival on the ground?" he was again asked.
He quickly answered, "Oh, my dog's leash goes slack."
2007-08-23 11:37:13 · 11 answers · asked by HUNNYMONSTA 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ahhahahahhaha
really funny
2007-08-23 11:41:07 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
woooooooowwww people no one gets jokes
he has his dog on a leash and when his dog hits the ground, the leash goes slack and he knows to put his feet down
2007-08-23 18:45:15 · answer #2 · answered by lizi g 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-08-23 19:44:09 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
AW!!! POOR DOGGY!!!! *sniff* lol jk! im surpised that poor dog takes it!
how the crap can some1 not get that?? lol
2007-08-23 18:45:28 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
man that's cruel lol. star
2007-08-23 18:50:21 · answer #5 · answered by Sampras 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny, nate your a retard
2007-08-23 18:50:37 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG LOL
2007-08-23 18:47:02 · answer #7 · answered by Heather 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one!! how can ppl not get it??!!
2007-08-23 18:48:28 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i dont get it
2007-08-23 18:44:12 · answer #9 · answered by Destrier 3 · 0⤊ 3⤋
i dont quite get it. explain...
2007-08-23 18:41:22 · answer #10 · answered by Nate ! 2 · 0⤊ 3⤋