It was the mailman's last day on the job. When he arrived at the first house on his route he was greeted by the whole family there, who congratulated him and sent him on his way with a box of fine cigars. The folks at the second house handed him a selection of terrific fishing lures. At the third house he was met at the door by a strikingly beautiful woman in a revealing negligee. She took him by the hand, gently him up the stairs to the bedroom where they had the most incredible sex he had ever experienced. When he had had enough they went downstairs, where she cooked him a giant breakfast. As she was pouring coffee, he noticed a dollar bill sticking out from under the cup's bottom dge.
"All this was fantastic," he said, "but what's the dollar for?"
"Well," she said, "last night, I asked my husband what to give you. He said, 'Screw him, give him a dollar.' The breakfast was my idea."
2007-08-23 11:34:26 · 15 answers · asked by HUNNYMONSTA 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lmfao
im guessing the woman was blonde??
2007-08-23 11:38:40 · answer #1 · answered by Sanskia 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow he should have demaned more than a dollar but at least he got breakfast,thgat my postman did not get.HEHEHEHEHE HE HEHE HE
2007-08-23 13:21:21 · answer #2 · answered by Wonderstar 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
An oldie but a goodie. This was one of my Dad's favorite jokes!
2007-08-23 11:37:38 · answer #3 · answered by manoflamancha 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-08-23 11:48:24 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one!
2007-08-23 12:11:06 · answer #5 · answered by A. M 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This was a good one very funny
But I hope that no one is that dumb.
2007-08-23 11:38:31 · answer #6 · answered by ♥PirplePashn♥ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very Good, LOL
2007-08-23 11:38:04 · answer #7 · answered by Nigel S 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha, funny!
2007-08-23 11:37:31 · answer #8 · answered by Green-Eyed Gal 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
good one
2007-08-23 11:38:51 · answer #9 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ew, but thats hilarious!
2007-08-23 11:40:49 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋