The preacher's Sunday sermon was, "Forgive Your Enemies." He asked all present how many have forgiven their enemies.
About half held up their hands.
He then repeated his question.
Now about 80 percent held up their hands.
He then repeated his question.
All responded, except one elderly lady.
"Mrs. Jones, are you not willing to forgive your enemies?"
"I don't have any."
"Mrs. Jones, that is very unusual. How old are you?"
"Ninety-three." she replied.
"Mrs. Jones, please come down in front and tell the congregation how a person cannot have an enemy in the world?"
The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle, and said, "It's easy, I just outlived all those witches.
2007-08-23 11:20:33 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahahaha funny...*star for ya*
2007-08-23 11:26:49 · answer #1 · answered by ? 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-08-23 11:38:37 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA HA HA, yeah the was funny good one..
A Star for you.
2007-08-23 11:29:27 · answer #3 · answered by ♥PirplePashn♥ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol yeah that's funny..cheered me up a wee bitTt..xx
2007-08-23 11:27:59 · answer #4 · answered by Sanskia 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i just heard it a few min ago but still funny! lol!
2007-08-23 11:28:46 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good!!!
2007-08-23 14:26:08 · answer #6 · answered by flavagirl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was funny
2007-08-23 11:31:52 · answer #7 · answered by Esperanza 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao...granny gone bad indeed!! nice one...
2007-08-23 20:48:27 · answer #8 · answered by WildChild 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh i was depress, u made me laugh....
2007-08-23 11:32:18 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋