A man, while playing on the front nine of a
complicated golf course, became confused
as to where he was on the course. Looking
around, he saw a lady playing ahead of him.
He walked up to her, explained his confusion
and asked her if she knew what hole he was playing.
"I'm on the 7th hole," she replied, "and you are
a hole behind me. So you must be on the 6th hole."
He thanked her and went back to his golf ball.
On the back nine, the same thing happened and
he approached her again with the same request.
"I'm on number 14, and you're still a hole
behind, so you must be on the 13th hole."
Once again he thanked her and returned to his play
He finished his round and went to the clubhouse
where he saw the same lady sitting at the end of
the bar. He asked the bartender if he knew the lady.
The bartender said that she was a sales lady and played the course often.
He approached her and said, "Let me buy you a
drink in appreciation for your help. I understand
that you're in the sales profession. I'm in sales
also What do you sell?
I'll tell you, but you're going to laugh," she replied "No, I won't."
Well, if you must know," she answered "I work for Tampax."
With that, he laughed so hard he nearly fell off the bar stool.
"See," she said. "I knew you'd laugh!"
That's not what I'm laughing at," he replied,
"I'm a salesman for Preparation H, so I'm still a hole behind you."
2007-08-23 11:16:31 · 29 answers · asked by Kim 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
that is very cute. but which one goes in which hole.
2007-08-23 12:13:19 · answer #1 · answered by tony s 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-11-13 07:01:16 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-08-23 12:48:05 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
FUNNY, funniest one all day. I guess they both got a hole in one.
2007-08-23 11:30:26 · answer #4 · answered by Limestoner62 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Not Bad
2007-08-24 06:33:38 · answer #5 · answered by BILL 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Awesomeness.Great joke, total awesomeness.
2007-08-23 11:27:12 · answer #6 · answered by Thunder♥ 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Haha yes, very clever..and funny at that. :)
2007-08-23 11:23:30 · answer #7 · answered by shannon_yo7 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-08-23 11:22:50 · answer #8 · answered by Gem 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats funny!
2007-08-23 11:21:58 · answer #9 · answered by Sabrina Devareoux 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha that was a good one....very funny
2007-08-23 11:21:03 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋