Prominent creation scientist Em Adjineri (say it out loud) has discovered a fatal flaw in the theory of evolution. After extensive research, she has concluded that evolution cannot explain pancakes.
Pancakes have no defense mechanisms, and cannot run away from anything. Pancakes could not possibly have evolved, because they would have quickly gone extinct. No fossils of a transitional pancake have ever been found, despite archaeology's extensive attempts to locate one.
This proves that pancakes were intelligently designed by God so that we would have something to eat with maple syrup. It is through God's Divine Glory that we can have a short stack in the morning.
2007-08-23 11:16:12 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Hehehe. Giggle.
You're very good. They think they need a scientific explanation for everything... EXPLAIN PANCAKES! EXPLAIN!!!
2007-08-23 11:19:48 · answer #1 · answered by spinelli 4 · 4⤊ 0⤋
If delicious, evolutionarily-disadvantaged pancakes with maple syrup are evidence of God--then call me a believer!!
Guess I'll go worship in the nearest IHOP next Sunday...
2007-08-23 11:21:52 · answer #2 · answered by ಠ__ಠ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My pudding theory does explain it. The proof of the pudding is in the eating.
Can you eat pancakes? Yes. Therefore they qualify as an evolved form of pudding. Or, more likely, pudding and pancakes have a common ancestor.
2007-08-23 11:23:11 · answer #3 · answered by Armless Joe, Bipedal Foe 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Again, I am utterly stumped by your arguements. Maybe evolution truely does have issues.
I am now a member of The Association of the American Council for the Proptection of Pancakes.
Or for short the AOTACFTPOP.
2007-08-23 11:20:33 · answer #4 · answered by meissen97 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Pancakes co-evolved with humanity. You'll notice that there are no pancakes in the wild. They're one of our dependent species.
2007-08-23 11:48:52 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Pancakes. That explains everything. I found a fosslized pancake with a very large ammonite embedded in it.
2007-08-23 11:22:49 · answer #6 · answered by Shawn B 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'm still trying to figure out why the fundies think the world was covered in peanut butter 4 billion years ago.
2007-08-23 11:24:15 · answer #7 · answered by bocasbeachbum 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The pancakes survival tool is mass production.
2007-08-24 08:28:49 · answer #8 · answered by word 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh?
And just what did the eatalotasaurus eat with HIS maple syrup, then?
Stinkin' Em Adjineri!
2007-08-23 11:23:17 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, I once saw a video clip about bananas being an atheist's nightmare, so I'm guessing pancakes topped with bananas would be...what...like the equivalent of satan? =P
2007-08-23 11:23:36 · answer #10 · answered by ♥Mira♥ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋