you mama so fat she won the war by her self
your mamas so dumb she tripped over an cordless phone
ur muma so fat if u slap her butt u could ride da waves
ur mummas so fat she took her dress to the dry cleaners and they said we dont do curtins
ur mummas so fat when scientist fisrst seen her they thought they discovered a new planet
yo mama so fat, she jumped in mid-air and got stuck
Yo mama so fat when she went to the beach the whales sang we are family!!
YO MAMAS HAS BEEN IN JAIL SO MANY TIMES THAT SHE SOLD THE HOUSE
yo mamas so fat she dosent need the internet shes already world wide
Yo Mama’s so dumb she stole a free sample
your mom so fat she ran weight loss peple out of busness
2007-08-23 11:07:55 · 7 answers · asked by Demodr 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Haha! Great ones! I like this one: yo mamas so fat she dosent need the internet shes already world wide. Never heard it. Keep 'em coming thanx for the laugh!
Star*
2007-08-23 11:14:45 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo momma:
So slutty, she's like Geico - so easy a caveman can do it!
so nasty, she brought her own crabs to the seafood buffet
so fat, she's got more chins than a chineese phonebook
teeth are so rotten - when she smiles it looks like she's got dice in her mouth
so ugly, She looks like the michelin man with boobs
she's got more crust around her mouth then a bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken
so fat - she's got more crack then the trailer park
so slutty, her legs are like Walmart - open 24/7
so slutty, she's like a bowling ball - gets picked up, fingered + thrown in the gutter... and she still comes back for more
she so nasty - the taliban wants to use her bath water as a chemical weapon
She's so fat - when she wears a red dress the children yell, "Hey Koolaid"
Always remember + never forget:
Booze + Drugs + Unprotected Sex = Retarded Babies
2007-08-23 14:37:31 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
ur momma is so fat she went to a restrant and said to the waiter,yes plz
:P
2007-08-23 11:24:53 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha. Not really funny.
2007-08-23 17:18:49 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo mama so smart she make you look dumb.(j/k) I like it.
2007-08-23 11:24:25 · answer #5 · answered by @NGEL B@BY 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
funny. star for u
2007-08-27 03:38:09 · answer #6 · answered by asljitsme 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
pretty gay.
2007-08-23 11:28:24 · answer #7 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋