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Question

Yo Mama is so fat, when she told me her weight I thought it was her phone number.

Yo Mama is so fat, the highway patrol made her wear ''Caution! Wide Turns!''

Yo Mama is so fat, the highway patrol made her wear ''Caution! Wide Turns!''

Your mama is so fat, that she uses the refrigerator for her lunch box.

Yo mama’s so fat, she wore an X-Files T-shirt and a helicopter landed on her.

Yo’ Mama is so fat, she took up pages 41, 42 and 43 in her school yearbook.

Yo’ momma’s so fat, when she wears a red jumpsuit little kids run around here with cups in their hands yelling ” Kool-aid, Kool - Aid”

Yo momma so fat that when she jumps in the ocean the whales sing I beleive I can fly because they really are flying.

Yo momma so fat she tripped over k mart stumbled over Wal mart and landed on target.

Yo momma so fat when she walked in front of the TV i missed 5 minutes of the show.

yo mamas so fat she broke branch of the family tree

Answer 1

Haha! Hilarious! You can have your star now.

Here's some for you:

Yo momma is so stupid,
she can't even put M&Ms in alphabetical order.

Yo momma is so fat,
when she went swimming in the ocean, the whales yelled, "We are family! Even though you're bigger than me!"

Yo momma's teeth are so yellow,
I can't believe it's not butter!

Yo momma is so ugly,
she put the boogie man out of bisiness.

Yo momma is so poor,
she buys tootsie rolls on credit.

Yo momma is so stupid,
she sold her car for gas money.

Yo momma is so fat,
when she walked in front of the T.V. I missed five minutes of the show!

Yo momma is so fat,
when she bungie jumps she brings down the bridge too.

Yo momma so fat,
she was baptised in the ocean.

Yo momma so stupid,
she thought a quarterback was an income tax refund.

I hope you liked them.

These are just a few, if you want more go here:

http://www.ahajokes.com/yo_momma_jokes.html

Answer 2

Yo momma:

so nasty - she gave her vibrator a yeast infection

so ugly - she made a bag of onions cry

so fat - you gotta roll over twice to get off of her

so fat the back of her neck looks like a pack of hotdogs

she's nice though, she'll give you the hair right off her back

she's only got 3 teeth but she carries 2 of them in her pocket

she's like a television - even a 2 year old can turn her on

she's like the sun - if you stare to long you'll go blind

she made a video of herself taking a shower - she calls it "Gorillas In The Mist"

so ugly, she couldn't get laid in a prison with a handful of pardons

Always remember + never forget:
Booze + Drugs + Unprotected Sex = Retarded Babies

Answer 3

your mamma is so fat that when she wears a blue t-shirt everyone screams "The sky is falling!!"

your mamma is so fat she playing pools with the planets

your mamma is so fat you lose a whole tank of gas just driving around her

your mamma is so fat that when she walks in front of the TV you miss all the commercails

your mamma is so fat that SHE ran the train over instead of it running her.

your mamma is so fat she was kicked off Monique's Fat Chance

Answer 4

i think yo mamma jokes are lame now. they were cool in the 90's. Ive yet to see on that really makes me laugh....

Answer 5

Pretty funny ones. Funny.

Answer 6

i like the one about her tripping over wal-mart but the rest are ummm....well....eh

Answer 7

lol, these made me giggle but not funny enuf to really make me laf! sry!

Answer 8

thses are really funny!! lol!!!!