The bartender says, "Hey, ya know you got a steering wheel taped to your waist?
The Pirate says, "Arg! I know! It's driving me nuts!"
2007-08-23 10:56:43 · 15 answers · asked by Mr. Clutch 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
And why? Because he doesn't have a mast big enough to carry it........Sorry about that. I just couldn't resist.
2007-08-23 11:07:33 · answer #1 · answered by Jackolantern 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-12-31 04:29:52 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Star for you! that's an all time favorite of mine!!!! It's so dumb and random it is funny! I love it, I used to annoy everyone with this, anytime I'd tell a joke I'd tell that one and I'd be the only one laughing, but that just makes it more fun for me.
2007-08-23 11:02:25 · answer #3 · answered by Latefortea 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The way i heard it, the steering wheel was in his pants.
2007-08-23 11:16:33 · answer #4 · answered by LP127 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha
2007-08-23 11:02:22 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
stupid and funny at the same time
2007-08-23 11:06:36 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol so stupid, yet so funny at the same time.
2007-08-23 11:00:27 · answer #7 · answered by MELISSA B 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one..lol...star for ya
2007-08-23 11:02:59 · answer #8 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
this joke is one of those jokes that you cant help but laugh....
2007-08-23 11:02:22 · answer #9 · answered by Heather 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
sorry not funny
2007-08-23 11:15:45 · answer #10 · answered by Esperanza 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋