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A Jamaican fireman came home from work one day and said to his wife,
" Ya now sumtin' woman, we have a wonderful new system at de fire
station.........
Bell 1 rings........... we put on our jackets Bell 2 rings...........we

slide down de pole Bell 3 rings........... we jump on de engine and
we's
ready to go.

"From now on womon,
When I says," Bell one" ....... I want yo to strip naked When I
says,
"Bell two"........ Yo jump on de bed When I says, "Bell three"......
we's gonna mek a love all tru de night girl.

The next night, he came home and shouted, "Bell one" ..... and
de wife stripped naked.
"Bell two" ..... and she jumped on the bed.
"Bell three"... and they started to make love.
After a few minutes, the wife yelled out,

"Bell four"
"WOMON, What de hell is Bell four?", he asked She replied, "ROLL OUT
MORE
HOSE, MON, YOU AIN'T NOWHERE NEAR DE FIRE!!".

2007-08-23 10:38:10 · 12 answers · asked by angeleyes 2 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

12 answers

Dis jok be renk. Yu wanna romp wit Jamdown breddas? Meet mi sista Goddess of Fire. Mi naa jesta.

Ooman naa Womon

2007-08-23 10:58:57 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3 1

Ha Ha! Funny! 10!

2007-08-23 13:07:43 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0 0

nice very funny hahahahahahahahahahaha but your accent needs some work

2007-08-23 10:45:31 · answer #3 · answered by iancross07@btinternet.com 3 · 1 0

Why you are making fun of Jamaicans little girl?

Good try though :(

2007-08-23 17:20:05 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

Ha ha liked that one, you got anymore?

2007-08-23 10:50:09 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

funny, keep them coming, lol

2007-08-23 12:56:57 · answer #6 · answered by Nigel S 3 · 1 0

HaHaHa! that was good one! =D

2007-08-27 06:29:00 · answer #7 · answered by Metal Gem 3 · 0 0

hahhaha
cute

2007-08-23 11:47:10 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

lol that was funny!! you get a star!!!!

2007-08-23 11:29:47 · answer #9 · answered by That Blonde Rebel 5 · 1 1

That was good. lol.

2007-08-23 10:55:07 · answer #10 · answered by Mr. Clutch 2 · 1 0

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