A Jamaican fireman came home from work one day and said to his wife,
" Ya now sumtin' woman, we have a wonderful new system at de fire
station.........
Bell 1 rings........... we put on our jackets Bell 2 rings...........we
slide down de pole Bell 3 rings........... we jump on de engine and
we's
ready to go.
"From now on womon,
When I says," Bell one" ....... I want yo to strip naked When I
says,
"Bell two"........ Yo jump on de bed When I says, "Bell three"......
we's gonna mek a love all tru de night girl.
The next night, he came home and shouted, "Bell one" ..... and
de wife stripped naked.
"Bell two" ..... and she jumped on the bed.
"Bell three"... and they started to make love.
After a few minutes, the wife yelled out,
"Bell four"
"WOMON, What de hell is Bell four?", he asked She replied, "ROLL OUT
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HOSE, MON, YOU AIN'T NOWHERE NEAR DE FIRE!!".
2007-08-23
10:38:10
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