What disgusting things has your toddler done??

Question

The most disgusting thing my daughter has done is when she was having "nakie time" she pooped on the floor then truned around and started stomping in it! GROSS!! LOL! She also likes to splash it the toilet when the lid is up... luckily its always flushed & usually she wont lift the lid if it is down... She also stuck her foot in her potty chair once after she used it to go pee, & it got stuck and pulled the insert out & her pee went all over her & she started crying LOL! I took her foot out & give her a bath.

I was told that when my sister was a toddler she would pick corn out of COW PATTIES & eat it! LOL YUCK!

What nasty things have your lil rugrats done??

Answer 1

i am soo blessed my kids never did any of that. of course they all toilet trained at 18 months to 2 years except kantrell . but thats another issues hes three now and daytime trained. hoping my girl is trained by a year.
the grossest any of them did was kyler we were out and about and he was about kantrells age i was pregnant then with kantrell
we were walking along a very busy street, and he stops and pulls his pants down and pooped on the street, i was furious he never said he had to go. my oldest son who was five decides hes gonna pee. so since kyler is getting extra attention from me and danny he pees his pants ugh kids. they are all long past this. thankfully.

oh heres another one this is kantrell for you, he is mildy autistic i believe its because of iraq i was in iraq when i found out i was pregnant, i had been home for my 2 weeks r and r and got pregnant. before you say i cheated i did not.
anyway i was potty training him or i was trying to he was 15 months old we were out and he was fussy as he tended to be so i took him out of the stroller the older boys held his hands and i pushed the stroller, he poops and pees on him self. i didnt know until shortly after that he was autistic i found out at age 2 when we saw the doctor for the potty issues. he was wetting himself more than he went.
he is three next month and is finally day time dry yeah.

Answer 2

When my sons were 2 years and the other 9 months, my 2 year old had a stomach bug. He then seemed to be feeling better, so I let him eat some jello. Well, about 20 minutes later he vomited it all over my family room rug. I grabbed him and ran over to the bathroom so he could finish vomiting in the toilet. When I walked back into the family room, my 9 month old son was sitting there EATING the vomited jello! And he screamed bloody murder when I yanked him away from it - SO GROSS!!!

Answer 3

When my daughter was about a year old we took her to a park to play. She went running across the park and stopped and picked something off the ground and started eating it. I ran to her and realized that she was eating someones discarded, used, chewing tobacco. She threw up for over 24 hours. So all you dippers, think please before you chuck it out on the ground.

Also, now she is two and we have started potty training. She pulled her pull-up off and pooped in the corner and then went to sleep next to it with the pull-up around her ankles.

Answer 4

Wow.... It's terrible to mention however it is difficult to slim it down! Here's one-- When I difference her diaper, I continuously fold the soiled diaper beneath her butt, so if she pees it may not move far and wide the replacing desk. One day, she pooped and I placed the diaper there. When I went to arrive for the wipes, she grabbed the diaper, placed her hand in it, after which into her mouth. It occurred so quick! I just about threw up! That was once rather, rather, rather nasty. Here's a different-- My daughter is occupied with the puppy meals. So, she rather loves to devour it, after which drink the puppy water. Yuck! Those are by and large the 2 worst... Of path she does different gross matters, regardless that... She's a youngster.

Answer 5

I don't have kids, but your story made me laugh. My mother loves to recount how I would take off my messy diaper (while standing in the crib, which was placed next to a wall) and proceed to smear the goodies all over the wall. She tells me I was particularly good at finding the wallpaper seams (some of which had peeled back a little) and smearing my goodies into those seams. She had to wallpaper that wall 3 times before realizing it would be much easier to move my crib.

Answer 6

My son has drank from the toilet, played in the toilet, eaten dog food, puts things in his mouth off the ground and eaten crayons.

He is 21 months old.

Answer 7

my daughter is a year old and she has started to take her diaper off at night and poo in her crib. so we now HAVE to put a onesie on her even though she doesnt like it. she also picks her nose and wipes it on ppl or eats what she finds. she lets the dog lick her food before she eats it, she wipes her food on the floor sometimes too.

Answer 8

my son would flush the toilet and then play in the swirling water. Plus he has now started to eat his buggers GROSS

Answer 9

well wen i was 6 months old my gran gran had a dog named China, i was eating a cookie on the floor and china took it, so i shoved my hand down her throte and got my cookie TRUE STORY! plus when my 20 months old "son" was also having as u call it "nakie" time, he ran alll ove the place then he got on my bed and stood up and peed!!! his jaw shot down and pointed to his @$$ and said "uh-oh" then he got down, came over to were I was, about to have my @$$ fall of from lafing so much and said ,"Mum-MMYY!" thenhe hit me!

Answer 10

i dont have a toddler, but my little nephew grabbed the dog by it's ears and started sucking on it's nose... it was pretty gross