Get captured by cannibals, before killing them and turning there skin into canoe's they give them all one last wish,.
Englishman say's ""Can i have a ciigarette to smoke"" they give him a cigarette, he smokes it and then they kill him and turn his skin into a canoe....
Scotsman say's ""Can i have a glass of whiskey"" they give him the whiskey he drinks it and they kill him and turn his skin into a canoe.....
Irishman say's ""Can i have a Fork"" ....... ""A FORK"" they replied in astonishment, then give him the fork and then the Irishman stab's himself repeatedly all over his body and say's ""YOUR NOT MAKING NO F@%*ING CANOE OUT OF ME""........
2007-08-23 10:11:14 · 27 answers · asked by kevthekat 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
very good - made me laugh!!
2007-08-23 10:13:40 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
And They The Irish Are Backwards!
Nice One Dude! =D
2007-08-27 02:11:58 · answer #2 · answered by Metal Gem 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha like that one have a star
2007-08-23 12:00:28 · answer #3 · answered by jenny flower 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Of course the best Canoes are made from Canadians, we never tip.
2007-08-23 10:18:53 · answer #4 · answered by Limestoner62 6 · 5⤊ 0⤋
Very Funny!!
2007-08-23 10:51:44 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-08-23 13:27:55 · answer #6 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny 10/10
2016-04-01 11:25:44 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, that a funny one! Have a star*
2007-08-23 10:17:13 · answer #8 · answered by Leff_NutZ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Tee hee
2007-08-23 10:32:22 · answer #9 · answered by OSUfan 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
cute. star 4 u
2007-08-27 03:32:01 · answer #10 · answered by asljitsme 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
gotta love the irish
2007-08-26 14:37:02 · answer #11 · answered by Mickey-C 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋