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The boss of a big company needed to call one of his employees about an urgent problem with one of the main computers, dialed the employee's home phone number and was greeted with a child's whisper.
"Hello."
"Is your daddy home?" he asked.
"Yes," whispered the small voice.
"May I talk with him?"
The child whispered, "No."
Surprised, and wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, "Is your Mommy there?"
"Yes."
"May I talk with her?"
Again the small voice whispered, "No."
Hoping there was somebody with whom he could leave a message! , the boss asked, "Is anybody else there?"
"Yes," whispered the child, "a policeman."
Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's home, the boss asked, "May I speak with the policeman?"
"No, he's busy" , whispered the child.
"Busy doing what?"
"Talking to Daddy and Mommy and the Fireman," came the whispered answer.
Growing concerned and even worried as he heard what sounded like a helicopter through the earpiece on the phone the boss asked, "What is that noise?"
"A hello-copper" answered the whispering voice.
"What is going on there?" asked the boss, now truly alarmed.
In an awed whispering voice the child answered, "The search team just landed the hello-copper."
Alarmed, concerned, and even more then just a little frustrated the boss asked, "What are they searching for?"
Still whispering, the young voice replied along with a muffled giggle:
"ME."

2007-08-23 09:51:48 · 36 answers · asked by "!" 5 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

36 answers

v. good girl keep them comming, lol

2007-08-24 05:06:40 · answer #1 · answered by tastybits 7 · 1 0

I got here in at 3am completely trashed and he grew to become into sitting on the kitchen island element examining a e book and that i unfolded the refrigerator and fell appropriate in to it and he is going "Whats incorrect??" and that i suggested "Umm i think of i'm getting a chilly!!" and that i ran off without delay. He did not even seize on.

2016-10-03 03:35:15 · answer #2 · answered by mangini 4 · 0 0

lol my son did some thing like that a few year's ago he had now just turned 18 and is so embarrassed about it

2007-08-23 10:44:28 · answer #3 · answered by mightymum8 1 · 2 0

Nice one, over the years where missing kids have fallen asleep or hidden, is unbeleiveable!

2007-08-23 10:10:44 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

lol sounds like my third son, always in trouble. Glad its not just me fo once lmao, keep them coming star for you hun 10/10

2007-08-23 10:50:08 · answer #5 · answered by Deedee 6 · 2 0

Ha Ha! Funny! 10!

2007-08-23 12:58:44 · answer #6 · answered by cats 7 · 1 0

Good one

2007-08-23 12:53:18 · answer #7 · answered by Jax Back 3 · 1 0

aw bless, that's why mam's usually look frazzled

the little gits always want the last word

2007-08-23 10:08:01 · answer #8 · answered by MYKLIA G 5 · 3 0

LOL

awww

thats soo cute!!

=D

starred

2007-08-23 09:59:23 · answer #9 · answered by ThePoloHole 6 · 1 0

lm guessing the little one had learnt how to play hide and seek
starred

2007-08-23 19:03:16 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

A kid would do that and think it was funny, wouldn't they. Never heard that one before.

2007-08-23 09:57:44 · answer #11 · answered by OSUfan 1 · 3 0

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