A Polo Mint walks into a bar, orders a drink and starts talking to a Trebor Mint.
The Polo says "You know what, I'm the hardest Mint around, if anyone dared come into this bar and start, I'd knock them out!"
At that point, a Halls Soother walks in and the Polo jumps behind the bar and hides.
The Halls Soother has a pint and leaves, as soon as he walks out the door, the Polo comes out from behind the bar again.
The Trebor says "What was the problem, I thought you were the hardest mint around and wouldn't take stick off of anyone?"
The Polo replies "I am, but that guy is Menthol!"
2007-08-23 09:32:06 · 12 answers · asked by Kirk_84 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LMAO,keep them coming pet.Have a star on me.x
2007-08-23 11:45:02 · answer #1 · answered by Crackerjack 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very very cute....here's one for you
A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:
Officer: May I see your driver's license?
Driver: I don't have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI.
Officer: May I see the owner's card for this vehicle?
Driver: It's not my car. I stole it.
Officer: The car is stolen?
Driver: That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the owner's card in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there.
Officer: There's a gun in the glove box?
Driver: Yes sir. That's where I put it after shot and killed the woman who owns this car and stuffed her in the trunk.
Officer: There's a BODY in the TRUNK?!?!?
Driver: Yes, sir.
Hearing this, the officer immediately called his captain. The car was quickly surrounded by police, and the captain approached the driver to handle the tense situation:
Captain: Sir, may I see your license?
Driver: Sure. Here it is. It was valid.
Captain: Whose car is this?
Driver: It's mine, officer. Here's the owner's card. The driver owned the car.
Captain: Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if there's a gun in it?
Driver: Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it. Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box.
Captain: Would you mind opening your trunk? I was told you said there's a body in it.
Driver: No problem. Trunk is opened; no body.
Captain: I don't understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn't have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the glovebox, and that there was a dead body in the trunk.
Driver: Really? Ain't that something? And I'll bet the lying sucker told you I was speeding, too ...
CHeeRioS
2007-08-23 16:39:03 · answer #2 · answered by twinkLe 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good how bout this.......a piece of black tarmac talking to his mate saying what am i gonna do i am so small and i might be hurt in a fight, the other piece says no worries i am bigger and will look after you, all of a sudden a red piece of tarmac walks in and the big piece of black tarmac runs home, the following day the small piece phones the big piece and says i thought you were gonna protect me and when the red tarmac came in you legged it? to why he replies yeah well he used to be a cycle-path
2007-08-23 16:39:36 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Liam to win
2007-08-23 17:11:39 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol, it was okay but I preferred the one about the policeman. That was funny!
2007-08-24 18:52:01 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-08-23 20:51:30 · answer #6 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
just one question what is a polo mint????
2007-08-23 16:37:19 · answer #7 · answered by M JOHNS 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh someone has been watching big brother havent we
2007-08-23 16:43:30 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
great one, have a star on me.
2007-08-23 16:36:25 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmaooooooo . nice one keep it up
2007-08-23 16:38:43 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋