A couple is living in a house together with their cat "Sir Jonothan" . The husband, however, despises the cat and is frustrated by its every smug move and miaau.So one day he decides to catnap " Sir Jonothan" and drop him off, only to return without him. Off he goes drives around the blocks turns lef then right then straight for a couple of miles. drops him off and returns home only to find the cat home before him with a big smile and a middle claw pinted in his direction.This, ofcourse angers the husband. So he catnaps " sir Jonothan" again and drives even further out and dumps the cat.. Again he returns home only to find the cat home before him with two of his middle claws pointed in his direction.This is the last straw with the husband and grabs the cat again. He drives far out, turning right then left then right and so on etc. next minute, the phone rings.
2007-08-23 09:30:03 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
The wife answers the phone only to hear the husband in a terribe state.The husband says: PUT THE DAMN CAT ON THE PHONE I NEED DIRECTIONS TO GET BACK HOME!!!
2007-08-23 09:30:32 · update #1
Very cute...here's one for you
The Los Angeles Police Department (LAPD), The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals. The President decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch it.
The CIA goes in.
They place animal informants throughout the forest.
They question all plant and mineral witnesses.
After three months of extensive investigations they conclude that rabbits do not exist.
The FBI goes in.
After two weeks with no leads they burn the forest, killing everything in it, including the rabbit, and they make no apologies.
The rabbit had it coming.
The LAPD goes in.
They come out two hours later with a badly beaten bear.
The bear is yelling: "Okay! Okay! I'm a rabbit! I'm a rabbit!"
CHeeRioS
2007-08-23 09:42:06 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
wats the line in the joke. i dont really get it. the cat knows the way home so thats what the husband is asking the directions for?
2007-08-23 16:53:43 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-08-23 20:32:28 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol
2007-08-23 17:31:06 · answer #4 · answered by MiSs _L 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not funny
2007-08-23 17:06:56 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋