A couple, both 67, went to a sex therapist's office. The doctor asked, "What can I do for you?" The man said, "Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?" The doctor looked puzzled, but agreed. The doctor examined them and then directed them to disrobe and go at it. When the couple finished, the doctor reexamined them and, upon completion, advised the couple, "There's nothing wrong with the way you have intercourse." He then charged them $32. This happened several weeks in a row. The couple would make an appointment, have intercourse with no apparent problems other than the lack of vigor which is to be expected in 67 year-olds, get dressed, pay the doctor, and then leave. Finally after almost two months of this routine, the doctor asked, "Just exactly what are you trying to find out?" The old man said, "Oh, we're not trying to find out anything. She's married and we can't go to her house. I'm married, so we can't go to my house. The Holiday Inn charges $60. The Hilton charges $7
2007-08-23 09:28:20 · 17 answers · asked by MYKLIA G 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LMSUIAO Thanks! That's just the feckin picture I need at 5.50am Kinky Wrinklies eeewwww LOL
2007-08-23 17:51:06 · answer #1 · answered by Jim Jnr M 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
It seems incomplete but I got the idea and its quite funny...here's one for you
Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company's Christmas Party. Jack is not normally a drinker, but the drinks didn't taste like alcohol at all. He didn't even remember how he got home from the party. As bad as he was feeling, he wondered if he did something wrong.
Jack had to force himself to open his eyes and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table. And, next to them, a single red rose! Jack sits up and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. He looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotlessly clean. So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins, cringes when he sees a huge black eye staring back at him in the bathroom mirror. Then he notices a note hanging on the corner of the mirror written in red with little hearts on it and a kiss mark from his wife in Lipstick:
"Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to get groceries to make you your favorite dinner tonight. I love you, darling! Love, Jillian"
He stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there is hot breakfast, steaming hot coffee and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating. Jack asks, "Son... What happened last night?"
"Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and out of your mind. You fell over the coffee table and broke it, and then you puked in the hallway, and got that black eye when you ran into the door.
Confused, he asked his son, "So, why is everything in such perfect order and so clean? I have a rose, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me??"
His son replies, "Oh THAT! Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your pants off, you screamed, "Leave me alone, I'm married!!"
CHeeRioS
2007-08-23 09:34:16 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 8⤊ 0⤋
If the Hilton charges $7, why not go there?
2007-08-23 09:32:32 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Hold On There I'm moving to where you live!!! Goodbye Blighty!! YEE HA
2016-04-01 11:21:02 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omh lmao naughty naughty, loved this one. 10/10 a well deserved star on it's way to you. old bittys should be ashamed cheating on there spouses. keep posting my friend
2007-08-23 11:32:50 · answer #5 · answered by Deedee 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-08-23 14:51:01 · answer #6 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I thought it was funny! I know you probably meant $70
2007-08-23 09:36:36 · answer #7 · answered by Prince 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good joke!
I assumed you meant $70
Some sense was knocked in after all!
2007-08-23 10:00:14 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
The house of flying daggers is only $1.50
Why not go there?
2007-08-23 09:40:06 · answer #9 · answered by Queen Latifah 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahahahhaaaa, Another good one hun.
2007-08-23 13:57:01 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋