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One day there was a 14 year old girl in a nice short skirt. A boy about 16 walked up to her and said, "I bet you can’t climb that tree".
The girl replied, "Oh yes I can, watch".
The girl climbed up the tree and the boy looked up her skirt. When she came down he said, "I like your panties".
The girl got upset and told her mum her mum said, "You silly girl you let him look up your skirt to see your panties".
The next day the girl wore an even shorter skirt the boy said to her again, "I bet you can’t climb that tree", pointing to a taller one.
The girl climbed it and when she came down the boy never said nothing, he just looked very happy.
The girl told her mum again her mum said, "You silly girl you showed him your panties again".
The girl replied, "No I tricked him this time, I didn’t wear any ".

2007-08-23 09:20:39 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

12 answers

hahahah...smart girlll....

Here's one for you

A woman suspects her husband is cheating on her. One day, she dials her home and a strange woman answers.
The woman says, " Who is this?"
"This is the maid," answered the woman.
"We don't have a maid" , said the woman.
The maid says, "I was hired this morning by the man of the house.
The woman says, "Well, this is his wife. Is he there?"
The maid replied, "he is upstairs in the bedroom with someone who I figured was his wife."
The woman is fuming. she says to the maid, "Listen, would you like to make $50,000?"
The maid says, "What will I have to do?" The woman tells her, "I want you to get my gun from the desk, and shoot the jerk and the witch he's with."
The maid puts the phone down; the woman hears footsteps and the gun shots.
The maid comes back to the phone, "What do I do with the bodies?"
The woman says, "Throw them in the swimming pool."
Puzzled, the maid answers, "But there's no pool here."
A long pause and the woman says,

"Is this 555-4821?"

CHeeRiOS

2007-08-23 09:26:13 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Funny Climbing Jokes

2017-01-20 05:50:24 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

Loool

2007-08-23 10:32:31 · answer #3 · answered by MiSs _L 3 · 0 0

thats a cool one. the guy was very lucky. was the girl pretty? cuz nif she wasnt then it wouldve been a bad time for the guy.

2007-08-23 09:28:33 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I've heard that so many times

2007-08-23 09:24:16 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

lmaooooo. i heared this b4 mate but its still funyy and gives you laugh wenever u read it eh .

cool mate

2007-08-23 09:32:11 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Very good. Wish I'd been with him.

2007-08-23 09:23:45 · answer #7 · answered by quatt47 7 · 1 0

i love it!!! and to the person who answered before me, i agree with you

2007-08-23 09:23:53 · answer #8 · answered by Seth 2 · 1 0

old joke

2007-08-23 09:34:21 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

lol yup

2007-08-23 09:28:03 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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