A very successful businessman had a meeting with his new son-in-law. "I love my daughter, and now I welcome you into the family," said the man. "To show you how much we care for you, I'm making you a 50-50 partner in my business. All you have to do is go to the factory every day and learn the operations."
The son-in-law interrupted, "I hate factories. I can't stand the noise."
"I see," replied the father-in-law. "Well then you'll work in the office and take charge of some of the operations."
"I hate office work," said the son-on-law. "I can't stand being stuck behind a desk all day."
"Wait a minute," said the father-in-law. "I just made you a half owner of a profitable corporation, but you don't like factories and won't work in a office. What am I going to do with you?"
"Easy," said the young man. "Buy me out!!!"
2007-08-23 09:12:09 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
another good one from you twinkle thanks.
2007-08-23 09:21:29 · update #1
Enjoyed that one. hahaha
2007-08-23 09:24:19 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 3⤋
Funny
2007-08-23 16:55:31 · answer #2 · answered by OSUfan 1 · 1⤊ 2⤋
lol...good one....here's one for you
Son: "Dad, I have to do a special report for school. Can I ask you a question?"
Father: "Sure son, what's the question?"
Son: "What is politics?"
Father: "Well, let's take our home for example. I am the wage earner, so let's call me management. Your mother is the administrator of the money, so we'll call her government. We take care of your needs, so let's call you the people. We'll call the maid the working class and your baby brother we will call the future. Do you understand?"
Son: "I'm not really sure, dad. I'll have to think about it."
That night, awakened by his baby brother's crying, the boy went to see what was wrong. Discovering the baby had seriously soiled his diaper, the boy went to his parents' room and found his mother sound asleep. He then went to the maid's room where, peeking through the key hole, he saw his father in bed with the maid. The boy's knocking went totally unheard by his father and the maid, so the boy returned to his room and went back to bed.
The next morning:
Son: "Dad, now I think I understand politics."
Father: "That's great son, explain it to me in your own words."
Son: "Well, dad, while management is screwing the working class the government is sound asleep. The people are being completely ignored and the future is full of $hit."
Cheerios
2007-08-23 16:16:03 · answer #3 · answered by twinkLe 6 · 11⤊ 1⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-08-23 20:42:32 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol so funny.
2007-08-23 17:38:53 · answer #5 · answered by MiSs _L 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, very funny
2007-08-23 16:51:36 · answer #6 · answered by anniegirl 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
very good, keep them coming.
2007-08-23 16:40:28 · answer #7 · answered by lazybird2006 6 · 1⤊ 2⤋