2007-08-23 09:00:02 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pregnancy & Parenting ➔ Parenting
the cutiest naughiest thing he's done is when he pushes people down the slide.
he shouts 'ready, steady, go' 1st, then pushes whoevers in front of him, then says 'no' and shakes his head at me, knowing full well he shouldnt do it!!
2007-08-23 09:08:25 · answer #1 · answered by nikki c 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
I was painting my living room with a friend, we went into the kitchen for a few moments and in that time my almost 3 year old had opened a tin of paint (the other colour!) poured it into the paint tray perfectly and painted over what we had just done and was so proud that he had done such a good job.
I didnt have the heart to tell him off and couldnt believe he was capable of so many skills.
2007-08-24 12:47:02 · answer #2 · answered by happyearthmother 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When my stepson was a toddler he squirted toothpaste all over the bathroom, hallway, living room and himself. Mom caught him at it about 30 seconds after he'd done it. Toothpaste on walls, in the toilet, sink, bathtub, floor, his hair, his diaper, his eyebrows...you name it. She took it away from him, said, "Not for babies," laughed and sighed and cleaned it up. She then put the toothpaste away and warned the older brother not to get it down for him again while she was making lunch. About 20 minutes later as she was finishing up making lunch, it got really quiet and she ran to check - only to find her son squirting Monistat all over the place! He looked her right in the eye and said, "It not toothpaste!" lol
* Please no comments on her being a bad mom - she's a great mom, just a little busy that particular day. It didn't happen again, with that child or the following one (she made sure of it) and no harm done other than a little mess. And I wasn't present, so please don't slam me either! (:
2007-08-23 09:50:55 · answer #3 · answered by Hoosier Mom 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
One night after I had been drinking, my partner and I had quite a big arguement in front of my 3 year old. We thought nothing of it untill 3 days later when I was at the supermarket buying some shopping. At the till, the lady scanned a 6 pack of lager and my son said "I going to tell mum you buyed evil juice!". I didn't know where to look.
2007-08-23 14:27:12 · answer #4 · answered by Kevin 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My hubby was teasing me one day and told me i had to get up and throw his cup and plate away in the garbage cause he was done eating I playfully said to him his arms and legs worked the same and he needs to do it himself, well our son isaiah told that to his papaw during a holiday dinner when he asked me to get him some more tea as long as i was up. I was stunned and shocked but i burst out laughing and then explained where he had heard that from... little kids sure do have big earss....
2007-08-24 03:57:16 · answer #5 · answered by THE UK WILDCAT FAMILY 10 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This grew to become into kinda loopy yet we are all adults right here. properly my daughter is 3 and he or she has been completely potty knowledgeable for some month and a a million/2. interior the technique of potty preparation her she could have injuries. i could constantly tell her "you comprehend extra powerful Than That". So at some point i grew to become into making use of the bathing room and that i grew to become into changing my sanitary serviette. She grew to become into siting to the element of the bath and appeared at me with this puzzled face and reported" Mommy you pooped on your self interior the plastic, Now you comprehend extra powerful" LOL i theory that grew to become into the main funnest element interior the worldwide.
2016-10-09 03:10:13 · answer #6 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My son was 2 when we went on holiday in the Canary Islands. We were on the beach and he was playing happily when a woman, probably in her 70s, came and put her beach towel near us. She then took off her top and started sunbathing. It was not a pretty sight. My son looked, pointed very definitely at her boobs, and said in a loud voice, "Yeughhhhh!".
2007-08-23 09:13:20 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
we limit my sons sweeties (hes 7 months) to fruit and custard. he has a very occasional plain biscuit at his nannas as a treat
yesterday my hubby left a cardboard box of factory reject biscuits on the floor when he went to work.
as my son is (was) not yet mobile i left him on the floor hemmed in with toys as i went to the toilet, came back when i heard an almighty crash to find he'd wriggled over, tipped the biscuits up and over himself and had a ginger biscuit in each hand and was trying to shove em in his mouth before i could get em
im not a bad mama - and ive just learned my lesson about bavies going suddenly mobile
2007-08-23 21:56:58 · answer #8 · answered by Femme 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
today we had to go to the courthouse, my 2 year old went with us, we were on the bottom floor there were 3 floors above a unruley child was throwing trash from the 3rd floor my 2 year old was wading thru attorneys to get it and throw it all away, all the people looking on were clapping it was so cute, he could not figure out why they were clapping he said yuck trash no no nono
2007-08-23 10:12:34 · answer #9 · answered by melissa s 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
my youngest phoned the police after i sent him to his room for been naughty he went to my bedroom and used the phone their and complained that his mum had sent him to his room and left him alone i was in the back garden hanging out the washing he was only up there five minuets next i new the police were on my door step thinking he was alone in the house he is only three
2007-08-25 08:28:50 · answer #10 · answered by eighty two 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He's not a toddler any more, but my son recently said to me, on a crowded bus: "who will look after me when you die?" to which I said I'm not going to die! He looked at me in a funny way and said "but you've got gray hair!" Which, unfortunately at 27, I do. It was so cute, but I could've hit the bloke in front who was laughing!
2007-08-23 10:19:09 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋