The Instructor and his Hat (joke)?

Question

A professor at a university arrived a few minutes early for class. He set his hat on the desk at the front of the room and left to use the restroom, which ended up taking longer than he expected. When he returned to the room 10 minutes late for class he found the room empty. He figured the students must have already shown up and left.

The next day he asked the class where they were. One student replied, “We were all here, but after 10 minutes we assumed you weren’t coming so we left”

The professor responded “But my hat was here on the front table. I had only stepped out to use the restroom. If my hat is here then it counts as me being here.”

The next day he arrived to find an empty room with a hat on every desk.
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Answer 1

i didn't $hit in his hat whats he mad at me fer''

Answer 2

lol.....good one....here's one for you

Joe, a college student, was taking a course in ornithology, the study of birds. The night before the biggest test of the semester, Joe spent all night studying. He had the textbook nearly memorized. He knew his class notes backward and forward. Joe was ready.

The morning of the test, Joe entered the auditorium and took a seat in the front row. On the table in the front was a row of ten stuffed birds. Each bird had a sack covering its body, and only the legs were showing. When class started, the professor announced that the students were to identify each bird by looking at its legs and give its common name, species, habitat, mating habits, etc.

Joe looked at each of the birds' legs. They all looked the same to him. He started to get angry. He had stayed up all night studying for this test and now he had to identify birds by their LEGS? The more he thought about the situation, the angrier he got.
Finally he reached his boiling point. He stood up, marched up to the professor's desk, crumpled up his exam paper and threw it on the desk. "What a ridiculous test!" he told the prof. "How could anyone tell the difference between these birds by looking at their legs? This exam is the biggest rip-off I've ever seen!"

With that, Joe turned and stormed toward the exit. The professor was a bit shocked, and it took him a moment to regain his composure. Then, just as Joe was about to walk out the door, the prof shouted out, "Wait a minute, young man, what's your name?"
Joe turned around, pulled up his pant legs and hollered, "You tell me, prof! You tell me!"


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Answer 3

*is rolling on floor from both jokes*

Answer 4

that is too cute : )