Where do I get my dynamite vest so I can teach the nonbelievers a lesson on the love of god?
2007-08-23 08:26:32 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I was more of a frozen statue than a flopping fish. I would get slain in the spirit.
2007-08-23 08:30:46 · update #1
I will not start small. Jesus said he spits out those who are luke warm. I want to be as extreme as possible.
2007-08-23 08:32:50 · update #2
Sorry PJs, my heart belongs to jesus.
2007-08-23 08:33:53 · update #3
Jesus camp made my mind a little slow, now I get the Da Vinci Code reference.
2007-08-23 08:37:00 · update #4
I just graduated mary magdelene camp you wanna hook up ?
2007-08-23 08:31:21 · answer #1 · answered by kez 5 · 5⤊ 0⤋
Poseiden!! We can't give you a dynamite vest! Where would we get the funny questions afterwards?
Want to give a non-believer a lesson in love of God? Look in your wallet...challenge yourself to take all the green-backs out and think...what can I do with this that will surprise someone?
How about this....maybe go to the fast food drive through and ask the cashier what the bill is for the car behind you...offer to pay it and tell the cashier to just pass on to them: "Jesus loves you."
But definitely hold off on the dynamite vest!
2007-08-23 09:04:36 · answer #2 · answered by Last Stand 2010 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Jesus Camp 07? Right on! Me too!
The whole 'dynamite vest' was suppose to be a joke, but you know how Pat Robertson gets - carried away sometimes - bad taste, but he was joking.
2007-08-23 08:37:57 · answer #3 · answered by super Bobo 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Did you get an A+ for flopping in the floor like a fish out of water? That's the only way you'll get that vest. Otherwise, you'll be left with a "Sword of Christ" so you can split some melons.
2007-08-23 08:30:02 · answer #4 · answered by River 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Sorry dynamite vests are passed out at the mohammed camp.
2007-08-23 08:29:44 · answer #5 · answered by Bible warrior 5 · 7⤊ 0⤋
Disturbing...I thought Christians were kind-hearted people ( I guess I was wrong) Oh wait the crusade times.
2007-08-23 08:36:36 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Wal-Mart
2007-08-23 08:34:24 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Are you sure it was a "Jesus camp" and not some fool cult?
What sort of an accent did your teacher have??
2007-08-23 08:42:50 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
you need to start small before going to extremes...try burning some harry potter books first to get a feel for your new found fundamentalism
2007-08-23 08:31:33 · answer #9 · answered by Free Radical 5 · 6⤊ 0⤋
Violence is against my beliefs. And, what the answerer below has said, wrong camp for such activities...
2007-08-23 08:32:55 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋