A guy approaches the window of the movie theater with a chicken under his arm, and asks for 2 tickets. The girl at the counter wants to know who is going in with him. He replies, "Well, my pet chicken, of course!" The girl tells him that he CAN'T take a chicken into the theater, so he goes around the corner, stuffs the chicken into his trousers, and returns. He buys his ticket and goes in. Inside the theater, the chicken starts to get hot and begins to squirm, so the man unzips his fly so the chicken can stick its head out - get some air and watch the movie. Sitting next to him is Agnes. She elbows Myrtle and whispers, "Myrtle, this man over here has just unzipped his pants!" Myrtle whispers back, "Oh, don't worry about it.....you've seen one, you've seen them all." Agnes says, "I KNOW......but this one's eating my POPCORN!"
2007-08-23 08:24:56 · 19 answers · asked by MYKLIA G 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That's some cocka-doodle-doo!
2007-08-24 05:05:58 · answer #1 · answered by thegreatgaetano2 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
weird....but somehoe i managed a chuckle...here's one for u
Mr. Johnson walked anxiously to the house and knocked. When a nice old lady answered, he said very sad, “I’m sorry, madam, but I have some bad news. “I’m afraid I have run over your cat. I… I would like to replace it.”
The little lady looked him up and down and said, “I’m game, but how are you at catching mice?”
CHeeRIoS
2007-08-23 15:30:02 · answer #2 · answered by twinkLe 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
rofl this is too funny, 10/10
the best chicken joke i've heard yet
star for you my friend and thx for the laugh and cheering me up
2007-08-23 19:07:03 · answer #3 · answered by Deedee 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-08-23 20:46:23 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao <<<< never eating chicken or popcorn again
2007-08-24 18:14:04 · answer #5 · answered by lolalush 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bet shes imagining the possibilities.......lol
Star for ya
2007-08-24 09:38:35 · answer #6 · answered by Queen Latifah 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LMSUIAO What's wrong with having popcorn when you're at the movies........ LOL
2007-08-24 00:47:44 · answer #7 · answered by Jim Jnr M 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
OMG!!!!!!!LMFAO!!!!! that is soooooooo funny! gotta tell that one to my friends at work 2night. hahahahahahahahaha. i needed something to bring a smile to my face this morning. ty!! star 4 u!!
2007-08-24 09:59:22 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny.
Wonder the poor old dear didn't have an heart attack!
2007-08-23 15:34:14 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaahaa must've been a bit peckish lol
2007-08-24 08:11:55 · answer #10 · answered by babyblue 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋