DID NOAH FISH?
A Sunday school teacher asked, "Johnny, do you think Noah did a lot of
fishing when he was on the Ark ?"
"No," replied David. "How could he, with just two worms?"
2007-08-23 08:10:59 · 11 answers · asked by ? 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Thanks, I needed that! LOL
2007-08-23 08:15:09 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Because most of the fish would have been dead too. Freshwater fish can't survive salt water. Saltwater fish can't survive freshwater. So you're left with a few species of brackish-water fish who are adapted to life in shallow water suddenly being expected to live in an incredibly deep ocean. And like the other guy said, the plants would be dead too, so a lot of them would starve.
But that wasn't the point you were making. :)
Also, if all the species were on the Ark, that means all the diseases were on the Ark too. That includes STDs like syphillis and gonnorhea. So which of Noah's family had the clap?
2007-08-23 15:24:36 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I was told that Noah had two of every kind of animals in the ark...so he must have had fish too in a wittle fish bowl.
EDIT: Mr. Sunshine: Where did STDs come from in this whole matter?
2007-08-23 15:15:05 · answer #3 · answered by Sam 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Maybe he had 7, and used 5 as bait. He had up to 7 of some! You can look it up!!!
2007-08-23 17:09:20 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The part I don't get is if that happened why are there still plants? I'm pretty sure if the world flooded all the plants would die of salt and lack of CO2.
2007-08-23 15:18:30 · answer #5 · answered by ? 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Love it LOL
2007-08-23 15:20:52 · answer #6 · answered by Rev.Michelle 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I LOVE it!! .....plus the door was shut!
2007-08-23 15:54:11 · answer #7 · answered by bethy4jesus 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha.
2007-08-23 15:34:58 · answer #8 · answered by Mandolyn Monkey Munch 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very refreshing... are you sure he didn't have lures though?
2007-08-23 15:26:15 · answer #9 · answered by Matthew P (SL) 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great story Thanks. I will give you a Star, How's that?
2007-08-23 15:22:30 · answer #10 · answered by Alfie333 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hmm........
2007-08-23 15:16:37 · answer #11 · answered by monica 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋