Blonde and Brunette friends are walking down the street and pass a flower shop, where the Brunette happens to see her boyfriend buying flowers.
She sighs and says, "Oh, sh!t, my boyfriend is buying me flowers again.....for no reason."
The Blonde looks quizzically at her and says, "What's the big deal, don't you like getting flowers?"
The Brunette says, "Oh, sure...but he always has expectations after getting me flowers, and I just don't feel like spending the next three days on my back with my legs in the air."
The Blonde says, "Don't you have a vase?"
2007-08-23 07:44:29 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
haha....good one
Here's one for you
a redhead, a brunette, and a blonde go into an antique shop
they find a magic mirror, and the man who works at the shop tells them that if you look in the mirror, and say something true, you will be rewarded with lots and lots of gold, but if its not true, *poof* you disappear forever
so the brunette looks in the mirror and says 'i think im the smartest person in the world' and *poof* she disappears forever.
then the redhead looks in the mirror and says 'i think i am the most beautiful person in the world' and *poof* she disappears forever
the blonde looks in the mirror and says 'i think-'
and *poof* she disappears forever
CHeeRiOS
2007-08-23 07:50:27 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 2⤋
dumb wide lol 3 ladies, a redhead, blonde and brunette are being tried after being caught from robbing a financial company and that they get the loss of existence sentence by skill of firing a firing squad. The redhead lines up on the wall. they count extensive form a million, 2, on 3 she screams EARTHQUAKE!!! The firing squad hides and he or she runs off and escapes. The Brunette lines up and that they count extensive form. a million, 2, on 3 she screams LIGHTNING!!! the firing squad seems for canopy and he or she runs off and escapes and the blonde is the final one to line up. They count extensive form a million, 2, and on 3 she screams hearth!!! lol
2016-10-09 02:50:31 · answer #2 · answered by severyn 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tut Tut Cass, I've told you about posting derogatory comments lol
2007-08-23 07:59:45 · answer #3 · answered by Scott S 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Superb. Star 4 you!
2007-08-23 07:54:30 · answer #4 · answered by Louis Junior. 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Pretty corny. What kind of man expects sex when he gives you flowers? I'd dump him.
2007-08-23 07:53:46 · answer #5 · answered by Sharon Newman (YR) Must Die 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-08-23 14:22:56 · answer #6 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's a good one!
2007-08-23 07:53:23 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Heard it before
2007-08-23 07:51:57 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
rofl! Funny! Star 4 u!!!
2007-08-23 08:03:04 · answer #9 · answered by Kaysha 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
nice one. haven't heard that one before. definately going into my tell others joke pile
2007-08-23 08:06:39 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋