Everyone is in a hurry to scream "racism" these days!
"In what aisle could I find the Polish sausage?"
The clerk looks at him and says, "Are you Polish?"
The guy (clearly offended) says, "Well, yes I am. But let me ask you something.
If I had asked for Italian sausage would you ask me if I was Italian?
Or if I had asked for German bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German?
Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish?
Or if I had asked for a Taco would you ask if I was Mexican? Would you?
Would you?"
The clerk says, "Well, no!"
"If I asked for some Irish whiskey, would you ask if I was Irish?"
"Well, I probably wouldn't!"
With deep self-righteous indignation, the guy says, "Well then,
why did you ask me if I'm Polish because I asked for Polish
sausage?"
The clerk replies, "Because you're at Home Depot."
2007-08-23 07:41:16 · 10 answers · asked by Sweety 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ahahahah that is funnyyyy :-)
2007-08-23 07:46:53 · answer #1 · answered by Silver Fox 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL....funny
Here's one for you
A man was getting a haircut prior to a trip to Rome. He mentioned the trip to the barber who responded, "Rome? Why would anyone want to go there? It's crowded, dirty and full of Italians. You're crazy to go to Rome. So, how are you getting there?"
"We're taking TWA," was the reply. "We got a great rate!"
"TWA?" exclaimed the barber. "That's a terrible airline. Their planes are old, their flight attendants are rude, and they're always late. So, where are you staying in Rome?"
"We'll be at the downtown International Marriott."
"That dump! That's the worst hotel in the city. The rooms are small, the service is surly and they're overpriced. So, whatcha doing when you get there?"
"We're going to go to see the Vatican and we hope to see the Pope."
"That's rich," laughed the barber. "You and a million other people trying to see him. He'll look the size of an ant. Boy, good luck on this lousy trip of yours. You're going to need it."
A month later, the man again came in for his regular haircut. The barber asked him about his trip to Rome.
"It was wonderful," explained the man, "not only were we on time in one of TWA's brand new planes, but it was overbooked and they bumped us up to first class. The food and wine were wonderful, and I had a beautiful 28 year old stewardess who waited on me hand and foot. And the hotel - it was great! They'd just finished a $25 million remodeling job and now it's the finest hotel in the city. They, too, were overbooked, so they apologized and gave us the presidential suite at no extra charge!"
"Well," muttered the barber, "I know you didn't get to see the Pope."
"Actually, we were quite lucky, for as we toured the Vatican, a Swiss Guard tapped me on the shoulder and explained that the Pope likes to personally meet some of the visitors, and if I'd be so kind as to step into his private room and wait, the pope would personally greet me. Sure enough, five minutes later the Pope walked through the door and shook my hand! I knelt down and he spoke to me."
"Really?" asked the Barber. "What'd he say?"
"He said, 'Where'd you get the lousy haircut?'"
CHeeRioS
2007-08-23 07:47:39 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Very Funny!
2007-08-23 08:47:49 · answer #3 · answered by tigersue 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If they were still doing Polish jokes that would have been a prize winner.
2007-08-23 07:50:25 · answer #4 · answered by Rich Z 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
WOW chalk one up for racism
2007-08-23 07:48:02 · answer #5 · answered by Beth B 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
really funny, kinda mean to Pols, but still funny
2007-08-23 07:54:14 · answer #6 · answered by Sugar & Molly's mom 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
hehe
2007-08-24 14:18:31 · answer #7 · answered by ♠♥ Miss Zora ♦♣ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahaha!!!! nice! i love your jokes
2007-08-23 12:03:57 · answer #8 · answered by Happy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg lol.
2007-08-23 07:46:22 · answer #9 · answered by Heather 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaha.. lmao.. lol...
2007-08-23 07:58:54 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋